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"Girl I don't know what to wear. I get real nervous around Dominic's fine ass"

"Gobble me, swallow me"

My best friend Makayla screamed through my phone. I called her on FaceTime since I was lost as to what to wear to this sleepover.

I always rely on her when I'm lost. Boys, outfits, studies, etc, she helps me through it all. She was the only one in the school that I was close with. Everyone else I talked to was for business purposes only.

For the longest, my dad thought that she was a bad influence but it has always been me. Lord knows how much trouble we got in during our spendanights.

"Girl you have a closet full of designer clothes and bags. I should be asking you for fashion advice"

"You know whenever I panic and don't know what to wear I overdress"

"It's just a sleepover Serenity, wear some sweatpants or some coochie cutter shorts"

This girl is of no help. All she does is give me Megan the Stallion advice. I promise you she's a hot mess twenty-four seven.

As our conversation went on I forgot to look for the clothes. She was talking to me about her cheating ass boyfriend David. I'm telling you he's Offset's brother.

Throughout high school, I was playing
spy for her. Everywhere he went I went and so did she. Now that I look back at it, I wasted my time.

I stopped telling her when he cheats on her because she has too much wax in her ear. It doesn't matter what I tell her she'll still be attached to him. I could say he slept with a dog and she still wouldn't care.

But, when she cheats I'm Helen Keller. I ain't telling a soul.

As we were deep into the conversation I got a text from Dominic. Turns out everyone was waiting for me, again. I quickly hung up and grabbed a random set of pajama and stuffed it in my purse.

I'll just change when I get there.

I couldn't miss where the sleepover was. It sounded like there was a full-blown party behind the door. Cheering and screaming could be heard. They know damn well we can't even be in the boy's dorm at this time.

I knocked on the door and turned around. I know I'm going to be standing here for a few minutes before they can hear me. As I was waiting for them to open the door someone pulled me into the room.

I was struggling in the person's arms as they continued to pull me deeper into the house. I took my taser from my bag and tased them. I was set free so I turned around.

The music stopped playing and everyone was looking at me. Dominic was on the floor as he clutched his private area.

"Baby? Are you ok? Why would you do that Serenity? We're all here, you knew we were in here"

Iyanna said as she rushed over to Dominic's side. She started feeling for a pulse as Dominic stayed frozen on the floor. She's being extra for no reason.

All I did was send one thousand two hundred volts of electricity to his dick.

"How was I supposed to know I didn't accidentally went to the wrong dorm and now I was being held captive? I was being pulled backward meaning I couldn't see anyone's face"

I said. This boy tried to do what them people do in the movies. I always make sure I bring a taser or bear spray with me everywhere I go.

I know the world doesn't treat black women with respect or offer them protection so I have to protect myself.

Dominic opened his eyes and seen Iyanna hovering over him with a worried look. He blinked multiple times, hoping that she would disappear.

"Girl get off of me"

Dominic whispered as he slowly moved away from her. He crawled to the kitchen and kneeled in front of the fridge. He pulled out a bag of frozen peas and went back to laying on the floor.

I followed him to the kitchen and sat next to him on the floor. I didn't know what to do since he just sat there frozen, his eyes fixed onto the blank wall.

"I'm sorry for barbecuing your dick"

"It's ok, just remind me to never surprise you again"

I stayed on the floor with him until he had the strength to stand up. I helped him stand up and lead him to the couch. His friends occasionally looked at him, laughing at the situation.

"What can I do to make this up to you? I'm really sorry for tasering you"

"Give me a massage and I'll forget this ever happened"

I looked at him waiting for him to laugh. He had a straight face as he looked back at me. He laid on the couch and waited for me to get started.

"Boy, I am not giving you a massage. Pick something else"

He sat back down with a plop. He started stroking his goatee as he thought of something for me to do. If this boy makes him suck his toes I'm burning his dick off.

"I'll have to have a meeting with my consultants, I'll get back to you in a few minutes"

He motioned for me to get up so his homeboys could sit down. They immediately started whispering to each other and looking back at me. They looked like they were in a conference meeting.

As they formulated their little plan I went to change into my pajama. I looked out of place with my ripped jeans on. I rushed to the bathroom and dumped the things I stuffed in my purse out.

I expected to pull out my bugs bunny pajama set but, my silk shorts with the matching silk crop top came out.

I dug through my empty bag as if a different pajama set was going to magically appear. Giving up on my imaginary quest to find some longer bottoms I gave up.

I put on the shorts and the top. I turned around and look at the body length mirror. My ass cheeks hung under the shorts and my nipples were poking through the shirt.

I am not going to step out there looking like this. I grabbed the hoodie I walked in with and put it on. I put the pants I wore before on top of the shorts.

I looked like my parents are about to hit me so I double up on clothes.

I've been in here for about ten minutes in the bathroom doing morning. I hope they don't think I'm shitting myself in here. I flushed the toilet just in case though. 

I tried to be invisible as I got out of the bathroom  and go sit with La-Shawna but, I was out of luck. The moment I opened the door all eyes turned on me.

"If you clog the toilet you're going to repair it"

Eric said as he started laughing. He's the chill one in the group. He's the type of guy you ask for a tampon if you forgot yours. I've witnessed him come to the rescue many times.

I've had him as my partner in some classes and he's very cool. We've hung out without the group sometimes and he's great to be around.

Even though I'm not looking for a boyfriend right now, he's a close second to Dominic.

"I didn't even know girls poop," Dominic said as he laughed.

"Boy shut up. Let's not forget to mention that you clogged the bathroom at my place"

All the laughing seized once they come to the realization that Dominic has been to my place before. Iyanna looked pissed off as Dominic's friends lowkey clapped him up.

"Where's your pajama?"

I've been caught redhanded. I took off my jacket and my pants revealing the silk pajama set. I could see the guy's mouth drop open as they took in what I was wearing.

La-Shawna gave me a thumbs up and a wink. She reminds me of Makayla a lot. Both of them bring out my inner city girl.

"I'm surprised her bougie ass is not wearing a Louis Vuitton pajama set. Always trying to be the center of attention." Iyanna added loudly.

"Being called bougie is not an insult to me. I know my worth and I deserve luxury, elegance, and wealth."

I said then went to take a seat next to La-Shawna so all eyes wouldn't be on me. Everyone got back to partying as we just went to get some food.

The boys ordered some Chinese takeout, chicken, and tacos. La-Shawna and I placed our main focus on the food. We took about four plates in the hour we stayed here.

"Let's play truth or dare!"

Drunk Eric screamed. He stumbled the corner and took a seat. He then started a conservation with the pillow that was next to him. Things were getting pretty steamy between them.

"Your name is Pillownisha? I'm Eric, babygirl"

I made sure to take a seat far away from him. I don't want him to confuse me with his new girlfriend. I was sandwiched between La-Shawna and Dominic, just the way I like it.

Once everyone was in a circle the bottle was placed in the middle. I crossed my fingers and toes as I prayed to God for the bottle to skip me.

"Ok La-Shawna, you're first. Truth or dare"

"Dare"

"If you could switch bodies with the opposite sex, what would be the first thing you do?"

"That's easy. I would get my dick sucked"

All the boys nodded their heads as they laughed. I was waiting for Dominic to nod his head so I can punch him in the throat.

On the eleventh round, the bottle landed on me. Iyanna had a smirk on her face since it was her turn to ask me a question or give me a dare.

"Truth or dare?"

"Truth"

"Ok, so dare it is"

I could already see her plotting on what my dare would be. If the tacos inside of me weren't making me happy right now I would've curse her ass out.

"I dare you to start doing a striptease and keep going for a minute"

"Yeah, she's not doing that"

Dominic said before I could even deny her dare. The boy's excitement got thrown out of the window as fast as it came. They weren't gonna get a view of this honeybun anyways.

"Whatever then, I dare you to turn to the person on your left and give them a French kiss"

I blinked rapidly, hoping that the person to my left disappeared. I looked at La-Shawna with a horrified look. She didn't go away.