~~~~ I got another phone!!! This chapter might be short because the next chapter might be long. Daniel keeps trying to read while I write.

While everyone was hunting homuncului I was taking over Ling's job of eating. Ed would be mad when he got back but his reactions were fun to see.

"You'll get fat if you eat that much."

"Never!"

The room became enveloped by a shadow with some super creepy eyes. It was Pride but his shadows were super cool creepy.

"They must be feeding you next to nothing because this is nothing."

"Its a good meal, but I need you to go and retrieve Gluttony."

"They need the stone to get their bodies back. I like those kids and there is no way I'm going to-,"

"Please just go Korosu."

"Well since you asked nicely."

I jumped up and followed Pride's shadow to the location I was to go to. The place was apparently an abandoned cabin but the commotion was further in the woods. Just when I thought I saw someone I seemingly passed out.

When I woke up it was dark, wet, and smelled.

"Where am I? Selim! Pride! This isn't funny it smells weird!" I shouted into the dark.

I started running through the extremely large and deep puddle I was in the see if I would hit a wall. Which I did not. Even after running for a long time.

"This is why I wanted to just stay at the hotel," I mumbled. "I don't even know where I am."

"We're inside Gluttony's stomach."

I turned to my left and see an outline of Envy. It was really dark here.

"Hey Envy. So we've been swallowed? I never thought I would be eaten. I just wanted on more slice of pie!"

"We're going to die here and your last regret is that you didn't get any pie beforehand?"

"Yep. There's nothing else I regret really."

"What about your brother?"

Brother?

"What brother?" I asked.

"Really you forgot him too? You would always talk about him and your sister."

I cannot believe I have a family. I wonder if they're alright?

"Envy you jerk. Now I want to see them."

Envy and I wandered around until we found a giant piece of something to sit on. I sat with my back to Envy's as he recalled some of the times when we were close friends. I felt bad not remembering any of it.

I dozed off a bit before I heard both Ed and Ling.

"Hey guys," I ran up to them and hugged them both.

"You got stuck in here too?" Ed asked.

"Yeah," I said scratching my head. "Pride had sent me to recover Gluttony."

"He was pretty upset with Mustang for killing Lust. He just started attacking like crazy."

After listening to Ed's side of the story we agreed that we should at least try to find a way out. Envy kept insisting that there was no way though.

"I'm bored. Hey anyone got any last confessions as we slowly die?" I asked.

I was getting bored of the silence as Ed and Ling thought of a plan and Envy sat.

"None," Ling said.

"No love confession about a certain someone?"

"None."

"Ed what about you. Love confession to Winry."

"Mind your own business," Ed grumbled obviously flustered.

"Envy? World changing confession? Something terrible you had to do."

"Not really. The only world changing job I had was the start of the Ishvalan War."

"Wait a second, that war started when an officer accidentally shot a child."

"That wasn't an accident. The trigger was pulled by yours truly. All I had to do was shoot one kid and a whole war starts. You humans are so easy to get to. What's with that face pipsqueak?
Us homunculi get our hands dirty. And I just shot one child. There's no telling how many the heartless Korosu killed," Envy laughed.

Ed walked up slowly to Envy and punched him right in the face.

"Haru would never do something like that."

"Ed, I did kill a lot of people. I remember some of it. Please don't defend me."

"But that was a different you! Not who you are now!"

"I'm getting real sick of you guys. Let me show you something nice before we die," Envy said transforming. "Consider it a parting gift."

While Envy was showing off I just stood back and watched. Until Ed got eaten. So I tried transmuting something and made something hit Envy in the stomach. I still cannot see.

"Spit him out right now," I yelled at Envy.

"Yeah let me out," Ed kicked out one of Envy's teeth. "I think I know a way out of here!"

"Human transmutation?" I asked again still confused.

Everything had settled down and we were all waiting for Ed to just transmute us. I guess.

"You know what, don't explain that can wait till later."

~~~~~~ I've had this chapter up for maybe two years before I realized most of it was missing. 😩