Hey, hey HEY!!!!

I know the title sounds cliche, but trust me it's not! It's very rare, and can only be found on wattpad!

'Whoa. I love you too babay.'

'Thank you!' Am hugged the bad boy, who felt like a wall. (Which could mean he was a robot or something. But who cares. He's hot.)

'Miku Miku, let's do something romance-y near this wall,' Jacob suggested.

Amaltheia punched his arm. 'NEVER call me that again,' she warned, although she secretly liked it.

Jacob was a bad boy, so he didn't run Am over with his bike (which was made of solid gold). He just smirked (because he was a bad boy). 'Whoa. Okay.'

'But what you said was a good idea. Walls are the most romantic places on earth.'

So they pushed each other against the wall.

'No, I want to be on the opposite side of the wall,' Amaltheia argued.

'NO!' Jacob exclaimed. 'You can't be! Girls have to be AGAINST the wall, dangit!'

'What sort of stupid rule is that! I thought you loved me!'

'Well, guess what, I don't!'

'But- but- Two minutes ago!'

'Forget that! None of it matters now.'

Amaltheia was crying now, because she was overemotional, mal adjusted, and needed to stop getting into these unhealthy relationships.

'Ha ha ha,' Jacob smirked in his hot, husky voice. Although husky voices sound like old people talking, he still made it sound gorgeous. 'You'll face the greatest embarrassment of your life now. No other cliche character in the history of BBXGG books have faced this! This is what you get for not submitting to the superior male race!'

'What can YOU do to me! I'm a strong person! And what is my punishment, may I ask?'

Lightning cracked behind Jacob, although the weather was just fine a few seconds ago. There was a downpour. A flying pig circled around them and then disappeared. It was raining meatballs and stuff.

'You want to know about your condemnation?'

'What the heck does condemnation mean?'

'Punishment, moron! And you called Sasha stupid!'

'I didn't call her stupid! I thought she was stupid!'

'You said it out loud in the locker once.'

'WHAT THE *** *** *** *** **** *** *** ***  *** *** **** **** ** ** *** ** ** *** *ing !'

'Yes.'

'WHY ONLY ME!'

'Because you're one of them. One of the Chosen Ones. Except for one thing. You are cursed. Unlike the others, you will face the greatest embarrassment in the world. This curse may break once you are 25, but never before that. Unless that day, you'll be damned.'

'What is my punishment? What will embarrass me so deeply? What will scar me for life?'

'For as long as you are a teenager...' Jacob chanted. 'You will forever be....'

Amaltheia gasped.

'Single.'

'NO!' Amaltheia screeched. Crows flew off in the distance. Lightning struck, Thunder clacked.