Sammy Spider was contemplating his mission to save the world one malaria-laden mosquito at a time. 

"Maybe I need to freshen up my web design."

Sammy attended the World Tuffet Web Convention and sat beside a renowned web guru to ask her assistance.

"Miss Moffett?"

"Aghhhhhhh!!!"

*Splat*

The End.

Author's note: Prompt - Little Miss Moffett sat on a toffet eating her curds and whey, along came a spider. What happened next, 50 words.