Grime: I was arrested for being too cool.

Sasha: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Sasha: I can explain.

Grime: Can you?

Sasha: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Sasha: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Grime: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Sasha: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Grime: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Sasha: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Grime: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Grime: I was thinking I'd do some magic-

Sasha: You? Magic? Grime, it says talent show.

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Grime: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Sasha: Isn't that just killing people?

Grime: Ah, technicality.