Hop Pop: I know you snuck out last night, Sprig.

Polly: Play dumb!

Sprig: Who's Sprig?

Polly: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

~~

Hop Pop: Polly, keep an eye on Sprig today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Polly: Sure, I'd love to see Sprig get punched.

Hop Pop: Try again.

Polly, sighing: I will stop Sprig from getting punched.

~~

*The Plantars having dinner together*

Hop Pop: Sprig, can you pass the salt?

Sprig: *Throws Polly across the table*

~~

Hop Pop: WHY. why did you give Polly a KNIFE?!

Sprig: I'm sorry. She said she felt unsafe.

Hop Pop: Now I feel unsafe!

Sprig: I'm sorry.

Sprig: ... would you like a knife?

~~

Hop Pop: You have to apologize to Sprig

Polly: Fine.

Polly: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.