Marcy: HELP! I TOLD ANNE I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Sasha, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Marcy: What time is it?

Anne: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out

Anne: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Sasha: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Anne: It's 2 am

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Store Worker: Can Marcy Wu please come to the front desk?

Marcy, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Sasha and Anne*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Sasha and Anne, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Marcy: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

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Anne: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Marcy: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Anne: Yes!

Sasha: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you

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Anne: Sasha and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Marcy: *Sighing* What did Sasha do?

Anne: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Sasha: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Anne: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Sasha: The car takes a screenshot.

Marcy: For the last time, get the fuck out.