Serena: Hey Ash!

Ash: Hey Serena! What's up?

Serena: The ceiling! Been good what about you?

Ash: could be better..

Serena: something wrong?

Ash: Yeah, I just feel like a part of me is missing..

Serena: Who are you and what have you done to Ash Ketchum?!

Ash: I'm Ash Ketchum, and I haven't done anything to myself..

Serena: Sorry, because you never speak like that..you know deep and stuff that ain't your thing when it comes to me

Ash: You do realize we are beside each other, but we decided to talk to each other on the phone?

Serena: shhh, the readers doesn't know that! Pretend we're somewhere far away from each other!

Ash: Gotcha'! 1 2 3-

Serena: Well, what part of you is missing Ash?

Ash: It's not really a part..more likely it's like my heart is telling me I'm missing something

Serena: Oh really? *whispers* try to act more dramatic so the readers would believe that your actually in pain and not being forced by White to make this chapter

White: I can hear you guys, I'm like behind the screen making this chapter while watching you guys flirt behind the story

Ash: The readers doesn't know that we're dating!

White: Oh crap your right! Forget that I'm here and continue on!

Serena: Maybe your heart is telling you to find a lover Ash

Ash: A lover?

Serena: Yeah, I mean a lover in a romantic way

Ash: Oh..

Serena: So Ash, what are you thinking?

Ash: I think I might know what this feeling is now..

Serena: Really? What?

Ash: I must be hungry!

White: *facepalms* boys and their food...

Serena: *falls animestyle*

Random music: *Waaawaaang*

White: and that's a rap!

Ash: Oh thanks goodness! I hate being dense!

White: O.o really?

Serena: Wait, you aren't dense?

Ash: No, I'm not the densest boy in this planet..

White: Did Arceus kill me?

Serena: Did Arceus kill us?

White and Serena: Are we dead?

Ash:...*sighs* girls..

White and Serena: I can see sheeps flying and fishes walking..

Ash: Alright that's it for this chapter!

White: There's a apocalypse coming

Serena: Arceus what have you done?!