Hi guys! I'm Virginia, and I bet all of you are wondering what the hell I'm doing here.
Well, you see I was perusing the internet and it seems that everyone loves to make interesting fact videos about all the states... Except for me...
*sigh* no one seems to care about me...
I'm just THAT state written down in the history books...

But seriously, everyone glorifies the midwest, and states like California, and West Virginia. But NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE REAL VIRGINIA!!!
BITCH NONE OF YOU WOULD HAVE EXISTED WITHOUT ME!!!
Oh my gosh I'm so sorry about that!
Well anyway, so I'm going to give you some cool facts about my state!

We invented 3D Printers!
It's actually illegal to spit on the sit on the sidewalk here, it's pretty rude if you do!
You like rural country? Head to the south! You like more urban land? Go to the north!
In Fairfax county a world wide Twitter trend was set just last winter! #closeFCPS went viral!
But once again... No one really cared...

I was the first American colony, and helped raise all of the states you see in this weird book!
Oral sex is also illegal in Virginia! Yeah, it kinda sucks...
Not to mention if two people of opposite sexes have been living together in the same house for seven years, they're considered married here!

Most of the great leaders of America were born here! Yep, most of the presidents were born in Virginia!!!
And yet I'm still forgotten and thrown to the side like North Dakota...

Um... I don't know any other facts to share with you...
Please don't overlook me... I was one of the most important states!
Yeah... You're probably exiting out of the chapter now...
Or you already have...
Well, thanks for reading I guess...

"Like, shut up no one cares about you anymore, like, literally you have like, nothing to do in your state!"

Shut up California boy!

"Ay, I gotta say, Cali's got a point! Why not add some fuckin' excitement to your state? It puts me to fuckin' sleep every time!"

*cries in the corner*

"Yeah you are kinda borin' but without her I couldn't be here, even if she's annoying... She's ok."

Thank you West. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!

"Shut up, don't count on me saying it again."

Oh... Well it was nice while it lasted...