Heyo! My name's Victoria R. Jones! I'm the oldest state! Don't listen to that jerk Delaware, I'M THE OLDEST!!!
He may have been the first state, but I was the original colony! So there!!!

Well anyway, There's SO much stuff to tell you about myself!!!
I love Oysters, there awesome! And tasty! Man, you should've been here about 100-200 years ago! There were these HUGE piles of oysters then. They were so big that they were marked on maps back then because ships would crash into them!

West Virginia is my twin brother, I raised him! Even though he left me...
But let's not talk about that!

There's lots of awesome stuff to do in my state! First of DC, HELLO!!!
And don't listen to Maryland, DC IS MINE!!!
Not to mention all the awesome historical places!!!

You can go to the Chesapeake and eat awesome food! Or go to Virginia beach!
Oh, not to mention you can check out the Potomac river! Or maybe go white water rafting!?
There are SO many things to do here!!!

Don't go to any of those LAME states! Like New York! HE THINKS HE CAN BEAT ME! WELL FUCK HIM!!!
Oh, sorry.
Also a lot of people wonder why my hair isn't the same color as America's...
Yeah, it used to be blond. But, now it's not.

Most people think that we're all about history here, and we're the historical confederates.
Well, we kinda are. But that's what makes us awesome. Did I mention that almost all of the Us Presidents are from Virginia? Yep, we're leading our country!!!

We don't talk about the Redskins ok? DON'T BRING THEM UP, EVER.

Sorry... Got a little excited there.

Well anyway, Megan told me to make this quick, so goodbye everyone! Hope you'll come to my state real soon!!!