((I'm bored so you guys get this piece of yoai shit, congrats. This is going to be cheesy as shit XD))

Vampires, creatures of the night. They roam around to drink the blood of living humans.

Florida yawned stretching one morning. For the past few days every morning he had felt rather woozy.
He would always wake up with a new red mark on his neck, hell, it was getting to the point where he had to borrow his sister's makeup to cover them up. He didn't want anyone to gossip.
But tonight would be the last night it would happen. He intended to catch whoever was doing this redhanded.

-time skip.- It was now 8:00 pm he had a flashlight with him under his covers, he had forced himself to stay away, but with his eyes closed.

'Now we'll see who's been breaking in...'
--12:30 AM--
A patter at the window, jolting Florida awake, he felt a large shadow cover him, he turned around an shined his flashlight on the foe, illuminating it's pail, slightly handsome face.
The monster hissed, trying to cover its eyes "gah! Turn it off!" It said, florida turned off the flashlight, and let his eyes adjust to the lighting. "California? What are you?..."
California shook his head, regaining his composure.
"Y-you're a vampire??!!!" Florida yelled, scooting back in his bed, trying to get away from California.

"Yep~! But I didn't want to tell anyone, so I kept it a secret. And now you know!" California stared down at Florida.
"Please don't be afraid... I would never hurt you Flor... It's just... You look so cute when you're sleeping... And that blood of yours..." He said tracing his black fingernails along Florida's neck. "It's so... Sweet, like candy..."
Florida relaxed, he'd always had a soft spot for California, his heart felt light whenever he was around him. Could this be love?
"I'm not afraid of you California... I could never be." Florida said, they both leaned in and captured each other in a passionate kiss...

"WOAH WOAH WOAH CUT CUT!!!" New York yelled from in the directors chair.
"What was that???" He questioned, looking at the stage. "That was the most bullshit acting i've ever seen!!!"
Wisconsin sighed, now wanting to do the whole thing over again as she heard New York yell. She had been working on the lighting for the film.

"Let's start this whole thing from the top again!"
Florida and California both groaned.
"AGAIN!!!" New York yelled.
"You're enjoying this aren't you?!" California asked.

"Hey, we gotta give the fans what they want. The poles say that 80% of young teenage girls will squeal and fangirl if they see two hot guys who they ship kissing, and since that's our target audience, we gotta get this rolling!!!" New york ordered.
Florida sighed, "I hate this so much..."
California sighed, "at least it's not as bad as what Virginia and Wisconsin had to do in that one scene..."

Virginia, who was working the camera glared at California, "SHUT IT!"

((Yeah, Virginia and Wisconsin had to hook up for one thing. It's a lemon chapter i'm still writing. I may post it.))