"Like, just come over here!"
"Why?"
"Because I like told you too!"
"That's not a reason!"
"But like, I wanna show you something!" Cris whined, tugging on Washington's arm.
"Please?" He begged.

"Fine!" Washington finally gave up, letting out a small sigh. "This better be good..."
California dragged Washington over to his house.
"Ok this'll be totally worth it. Close your eyes!"
Washington sighed, closing her eyes, "like, here it is!" He said leading her over to a small stable.
"You can open your eyes!"
Washington opened her eyes to see five horses in their stalls.
"What the hell?!"
"I bought some horses!"
"Why?!"
"Because I like, wanted a horse!"
"You bought five!!!"
"So?"
"You can't take care of five horses!"
"Yes, but we can!"
"I have no part in this..."
"but like, look at them!"
"You're an idiot."
"Stop being so mean! Horses like, have feelings too!"
"I wasn't talking to them horse face!"
"They're like, my people!"
"You say that about every animal you get! And you can never take care of all of them!!!"
"But like, these horses were at an auction... I couldn't just like, let them go back to the horrible place they were at before!"
Washington let out a long sigh, "you're unbelievable you know that?"
"Yep~! Does that mean you'll like, help me take care of them?"
"Fine. But I'm not cleaning up their shit."

((My OC for CA is such a dork lmao. He can't abandon any animal bc he feels bad for them. Too precious.))