"So Florida."
"What?"
"Why is England the wettest country?"
"I don't know why?"
"Because the queen has like, rained there for several years!"
Florida scowled at California's joke, grabbing his face and shoving it away from his.
"Oh common, that was a totally good joke!"
"That was the worst joke I've ever heard."
California pouted, following Florida as he tried to stalk off.

"Hey. What has two legs, and daddy issues?"
"You." Florida answered flatly. "Now get away from me."