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Birds and bees! Virginia gets the talk...

It was a peaceful day in the American household... It was after the civil war and they were finally starting to piece the country back together.
However... Some of the states were starting to get a bit... Awkward...

--Virginia's POV--

I let out a loud yawn, waking up one morning. The birds were fluttering around and tweeting their heads off, stupid assholes...

"Why can't you ever shut up huh?" I scolded them, 'stupid jerks...'

I was forced to move back in with father, I hated it...
I scowled half stumbling out of bed. 'It's too early...' I told myself stretching.
"Why the hell is the floor so far away?" I wondered aloud, walking over to the mirror, I screamed.
"WHAT THE HELL!!!!?!" My voice cracking.

I looked myself up and down in my reflection, I was taller!!!
Not to mention my voice had changed for some reason...

I heard pounding on the stairs, and Pennsylvania burst in. "What the hell is going on???"
"I SOUND LIKE YOU AND MY VOICE IS CRACKING!!! THE HELL DO YOU THINK IS GOING ON!!!???!" I questioned, shaking my sister.

Pennsylvania tried to calm me down, forcing me to sit on the bed.
"It seems you're... At that time..." She said carefully.

"What the heck do you mean at that time??? Why do I feel so different!!!?" I asked, suddenly feeling like I was going to cry.

"Uh well... Give me a second, I'm not the one who should explain this..." She muttered.
"Don't you dare leave me!!!" I cried out, "I'M HAVING A CRISIS RIGHT NOW!!!"

"What's all the noise about!!???" America asked opening the door to the room.

"She's your kid you can take care of this! Give her 'the talk'" Pennsylvania stated walking out.

'Shit...' America thought, looking at a glaring Virginia.
"Um well... It seems like I'll have to tell you what I told her...." He mumbled awkwardly.

America sat down next to Virginia, patting her back. "I'm going to have to give you a little talk..."

"What kind of talk?" Virginia asked.
"Well... I've mentioned it before... You see, when a young man or women reaches your age... They start to change, to become an adult..."

"Yeah? So does that mean I'll be a huge idiot like you?"
"Well... No... And I'm not an idiot!"
"Yeah sure..."

"Well anyway... At around this age, you'll start noticing changes in yourself... You may like different things, and your voice may... Change."

((America's teaching health, listen up kids!!!))

"Yeah so?"
"Um..."
'Shit how do I explain this...' America wondered to himself.

"You see, when a man and a women love each other very much..."

((Le ohohohon~))

"They get these birds, and then there's the bees.... And then they go under the blankets, make weird noises... And then A BABY POPS OUT!!!" America explained, jumping up.

Virginia looked at him confused, and Pennsylvania was watching from outside the door facepalming.

"Idiot..." She muttered, 'I guess I'll explain it to her then...'
"Virginia come with me for a moment, America you're useless in these things."
Pennsylvania grabbed Virginia's hand, leading her to her room.

"Why the hell am I in your room?" Virginia asked.

"So, building off what America said, your body will go through some changes, you'll start to feel angry and sad for no reason... And you may start growing in other places then height." She said looking at Virginia's chest, which was just starting to grow.
"So you might want to consider wearing coresettes..." (I don't know how to spell that."

"Why?" Virginia questioned.
"Well, you're starting to get a chest, so you'll want to support your breasts."

"Why?"

"Because they bounce everywhere."

"Does it hurt?"

"No... But your back may..." She muttered.

"Anyway! You'll start to get much taller too... And you may have hair in weird places as well.
Now, for men and women it's very different...." She began to explain.

--time skip.--

"Now... Alfred didn't explain this well. But when a man and women want to have a baby they-"

--Timeskip--

Virginia sat there on Pennsylvania's bed with wide eyes at her sisters explanation.
"See? Now do you get it? If you ever need any help, ask me."

"I don't want your damn help... Excuse me..."
Virginia walked out, running into her room, she collapsed onto her bed and screamed into her pillow.
"WHAT THE HELL??!!!!"

((I'm sorry I just randomly got this idea lol. I feel like Pennsylvania would be the good sister. Even though Virginia is older, Pennsylvania is bigger, thus she grew up before Virginia. XD
Yep. So Pennsylvania's sex ed everyone!))

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