Key:
Elizabeth: Pennsylvania
Patrick: California
Beatrice: Georgia
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Virginia groaned as she woke up, not only was it April fools, but she was hungover from last night and feeling like shit.

Staggering out of bed her head pounding she carefully lead herself down the stairs. "Must... Have... MC Donald's.... And, Gatorade..." She said going into the kitchen, she opened her fridge finding several empty bottles of moonshine and vodka. 'I'll clean those out later...' She thought rubbing her eyes she yawned grabbing her MC Donald's bag from the back of the fridge and pulling out a hamburger. 'My perfect hangover cure~'

She was about to take a bite of the delicious amazingness that was the MC Double, but a knock on the door interrupted her.
"Huh? Who could that be...?" She wondered aloud opening the door to see the mail man there with a package in his hands.
"Delivery for a Victoria Jones."

"Oh yeah thanks..."
'I wasn't expecting a package...' She recalled. 'Meh I must have been drunk and ordered some weird shit off Amazon again.' She figured

She filled out the slip for the package handing the piece of paper back to the mail man before closing the door taking the package back inside and setting it on the table. "Ok now let's see what's inside~"
She split open the box. Inside was a letter and what seemed to be a strange costume.

'Oh hell no don't tell me...'
She opened the letter reading it aloud mumbling.

"Dear Virginia,
I'm sorry to interrupt you, but since it is April fools, well APRIL FOOLS!!! HA! You have to wear this costume or an embarrassing pic of you will be plastered all over the internet!!!!
Good luck~
Oh meet everyone at the park!!!!
Bye~!

From,
APRIL FOOLS!!!"

She looked down at the picture. 'T-those damn perverts!!!' It was the pic of her changing during spring break.
'So those idiots did take photos of us!!! UGH WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THEM IM GOING TO MURDER THEM!!!'

She took out the costume. "You've got to be kidding me..." She muttered.
It was a sexy fox cosplay, which consisted of a reddish brown mini skirt, which by the way was rather translucent, reddish brown high heels, black almost see through panties, a fox tail, ears, and a weird reddish brown strapless bra, not to mention fox paw gloves.
'This is going to look ridiculous...'

-she changed into the outfit, the bra was very right making her boobs squish out, not to mention the shirt was the classic anime girl mini skirt.

'Looks like I have to go to the park...' She sighed grabbing her MC double and her bag of MC Donald's, taking a bite of her hamburger as she walked out of her house.

"Well this'll suck ass..." She muttered, walking to the park.

~(0^0)~ ---Time skip--- ~(^.^)~

Florida muttered to himself, staring down at the embarrassing outfit he had been forced to wear. He was wearing a frilly school girl uniform. "I hate this..." He muttered, California snickered. "Dude you got it worse then I did!!!!"
California burst out laughing. He was wearing an apron around his waist, cat ears, a cat tail, and underwear of corse (perverts...)

"Just shut it already will you, this isn't funny!!!" Florida retorted, his arms crossed.
California sniggered finally calming down, sighing.
"Well seems like at least we're not the only one's who look ridiculous. The other states might have gotten letters as well."

Florida nodded, "well in that case we'll wait until everyone gets here and then try and figure out who planned this whole shenanigan out... New York and Illinois are pretty good detectives, they should be able to help us out."
California nodded, that seemed like a fair plan.

"Hey drought boy!!! Dick head!!!"
They both cringed as they heard their nicknames, which could mean it could only be one person.
"Georgia..." They both muttered at the same time, turning slowly around to see their sister running towards them.
Sporting her usual boy like pixie cut, grey hair, and brown eyes Georgia smiled. She was wearing a witch cat like costume, any pretty much anyone could mistake it for a Blair cosplay...

She had grey paw gloves and shoes, as well as grey cat ears. She pounced on her brothers hugging them. "It's great to see ya' boys~!" She said smiling as she hugged Florida and California tightly.
Both of the boys were starting to look uncomfortable. "Uh, G-Georgia...?" Florida stuttered.

She snapped out of it, shaking her head she let go of the two boys who gasped for air. "Sorry if I crushed you" she said scratching the back of her head.

"Well anyway..." She said trying to change the subject but the sound of feet coming from the left stopped her. "Hey guys!" A certain Virginian panted, she still had her MC. Donald's bag in hand.
"V-Virginia?" All three of them were surprised as they stared at her, in a very much revealing outfit. She skidded to a halt in front of the group panting.
"Sorry, I, got, up, later, then usual." She panted, her hands on her knees.

"No you were just in time! We were about to-" Georgia began again, but ice again she was interrupted.
"VIRGINIA!!!" A voice boomed from up in a tree, Virginia stare up into the tree to see Pennsylvania's Violet eyes glaring down at her. Her body was concealed in the leaves, but They could still make out the feint outline of the state's body.
Pennsylvania leaped down from the tree, her face was steaming red as she stalked over to Virginia.
"I bet you're the one behind all this aren't you??? You perverted little Virgin girl!"
California snickered at what she was wearing, she had on one of those bunny consumes. She wore a black leotard, tights, high heels, and two black bracelets. Not only that but there was a black bow attached to a headband, two white bunny ears stuck out from the head band as well as a small fluffy little cotton tail on her tail bone.

"Hey! I A: am not a pervert, and B: I wasn't the main cause of all of this!!! You think I dressed up like a slut for fun?" Virginia challenged harshly, sparks could be sent flying and second now.
"Now now ladies ladies, you're both not as sexy as me so why done we all try and get along~!" A new voice spoke happily, it was Freddy, aka Illinois. He was wearing a joker like outfit.

Pennsylvania and Virginia both huffed and turned away from each other, their arms crossed.
"Hmph... Well there's no need to be rude either~!" Illinois said tapping his foot making the little bells on his hat jingle.

"BITCH WE ALL KNOW THAT IM THE MOST SEXY HERE!!!" California explained laughing hysterically.
In a matter of seconds Pennsylvania ran as California while he was still laughing, roundhouse kicking him right at Lost Angles, causing him to fall to the ground in pain. She kicked him across the face hard before walking away.

"We have more important things to do then discuss small chat and sexual ranking, we need to find out who played this little 'prank' on us. And in my opinion, neither of you come even close to sexy. Now shall we begin our search?"

Illinois sighed clicking his tongue. "Well there are only six of us here. Wouldn't it be better to wait for the others to show up?"

Pennsylvania shook her head, "no, I refuse to be In this... Circus attire for any longer." She said, more of an order then anything else.

"Well too bad, we need to stay here 'till the others show up." Georgia said crossing her arms.

Pennsylvania opened her mouth to speak, and then closed it again. "Very well, but if I get hit on by a random guy in the street, I get to knock te day lights out of him."

"Fair enough." Illinois said shrugging.
"So we know it's definitely not one of us six, so it's got to be one of the others. My picture was taken last night, so do we know anyone who could have been out and about at that time?"

"I know that it can't be Wisconsin Louisiana, Texas, or Mississippi. They were with me at game night." Georgia recalled rubbing her chin.

"It wasn't New York, New Jersey or New Hampshire. They helped me do some research and organize papers." Pennsylvania added, Virginia nodded. She grabbed a paper out from her bra, everyone have her funny looks. "What? I always keep a map of the Us on me..." She said, taking out a pencil that was also in her bra.

"That's actually a good idea..." Georgia stated, "no one would ever dare look there..."

Virginia just shrugged, opening up the map. "Ok, so we know that it can't be Any of us, so I'll just cross out our states right now..." She put an X on California, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Georgia, Florida, and Illinois with her pencil.
"Ok... So you said that Wisconsin, Louisiana, Texas and Mississippi were all with you right Georgia?" She asked looking at Beatrice.
She nodded, "yeah we were having game night."
"How come you never invite me to game night..." Virginia said frowning.
Pennsylvania whacked Virginia over the back of the head. "Get back to work. You'll have time to settle your conflicts later.

"Is it just me, or is Pennsylvania like totally the Nun of private school from hell..." Illinois whispered to California, who snickered.
Pennsylvania yanked on both Illinois and California's ears. "I may be a nun but I have the hearing of the devil... Talk like that again and I'll make sure both of you will never be able to reproduce..." Pennsylvania said a slight smirk on her lips.
"Fucking crazy ass bitch..." California mumbled under his breath, Pennsylvania yanked on Patrick's ear harder.

"Ow!" He exclaimed.
"What was that you said just now?" Pennsylvania demanded a dark aura surrounding her, Virginia coughed. "Can we please quit the small talk and get to work~" she said mocking Pennsylvania. She smirked when she saw how pissed she had made Elisabeth.

She whacked Virginia on the back of the head. "Ow!"
"Yes let's get back to work now..." She said glaring at everyone.

((She's like the Prof. Snape of the AMERITALIA world XD))

Everyone nodded sharply. "Yes ma'am..." Well all except for Virginia...

"Ok, now where were we?"
"So the YHJ was with you right?" Virginia questioned Pennsylvania.
"Yes that's correct."

Virginia X-ed out New Hampshire, New Jersey, and New York on the map.

"Ok so anyone else?" Virginia questioned, "we want to narrow down the suspects as much as we possibly can."

Florida paused for a moment thinking. "I remember Minnesota, Michigan, and Montana saying that they had a meeting for the MM&Ms.

Virginia looked at Florida "were you able to confirm this?"
Before Florida could answer Pennsylvania cut in. "Yes I remember them filing in a form for their meeting, and they know the consequences if they were skip that meeting are so I highly doubt it's them."
"Fair enough then." Virginia said crossing out Minnesota, Michigan, and Montana.
"Ok so that leaves... Still a crap-load of states..." Georgia muttered.

California spoke, "Ohio and West Virginia wouldn't be able to pull off something like this, neither would Washington, Maine, Or really any of the New England states.

"Good point..." Virginia said crossing out the north east.
"Hawaii was with me yesterday, so she's not a witness." California stated, Virginia nodded crossing out both Hawaii and Alaska.

L(Ò^Ó)J ---Time skip--- t(•_•t)

Virginia groaned "WE'VE GONE THROUGH EVERY FUCKING STATE!!!" She grabbed fistfuls of her hair frustrated. "None of them are guilty!!! We've gone through everything!!!!

Pennsylvania growled "This is impossible!!!"

"Um actually..."

Virginia jumped, "dude am I the only one heading things???"
Pennsylvania looked around, "I can't hear anything..."

The girl let out a long sigh, holding her Beagle close to her chest. "Do you think they'll ever notice me?..." She asked the Beagle, the dog barked and licked the girl's cheek. "Yeah I hope so... " she smiled petting her beagle. "I was going to suggest that maybe the person who took the pictures may not have even been one of the states... But I guess they'll never listen..." She pushed a lock of her ginger hair out of her eyes, her bushy red eyebrows furrowed. She wore a plaid long sleeve collared shirt and blue jeans. She had dark blue eyes, and freckles dotted her cheeks. Her Beagle barked again. "Yeah your right Providence... I guess I'll just have to hope for the best..."

Virginia looked around "DUDE SERIOUSLY I CAN HEAR SOMEONE TALKING!!! WHO THE HELL IS TALKING!!!????"

((I'll continue pt. 2 in another chapter~!
Holy shit this was SO LONG when I typed it on notes lol.))