by Phoebe

Welcome hoomans
to the documents of
Cat Society #337,
code-named the American Catseye.

I hope you enjoy
at least parts, if not
all of this story
or epic poem
or political satire
or cat comedy, or whatever
this document should be called,

because I dearly wish
for all of hoomanity
to learn to take care
of themselves
from themselves
by themselves.