There's a how-to-guide about America kept in the Oval Office to help incoming presidents.

It mostly has things like, "If he answers with 'Just nation business', he's goofing off" and "On page 88, you'll find a map of the Secret passageways with red X's marking Alfred's favourite hiding places. "

Sometimes presidents will add something random like, "He enjoys being scratched behind the cowlick, " and "If he ever gets angry, touch a Bible or crucifix to his forehead" just go screw with incoming Presidents.
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XD omg this is beautiful!

I love it!!