"h-hey wait kid!"

you turn around to face the skeleton

"what?"

"before you go,i wanted to warn you,im supposed to be on watch for humans,like yourself,right now"

"well shit bye"

you turn around,about to run for it when suddenly

*bash*

you crash right into the skeleton

"how the fu-" flowey began­ only to be cut off,yet again,by the skeleton whos name is still unknown to you

" but I honestly couldn't care less,my brother,on the other hand,hes a human hunting FANATIC"

"s-so um how many h-has he caught?"

"none so far,but the boss is still very scary and powerfull,an all that shit so uh watch out I guess"

"why are you warning me about this?"

"Do you want me to live?" You wonder aloud

"I guesse"

"Why?"

"Look,nothing interesting ever happens around here and I am merely doin' this for my own personal amusement kid"
...

"Welp see ya kid"

"I have a name you know"

"Oh dear me oh my it seems I have forgotten my manners" he says in such an arrogant and snottily sarcastic tone that you wanted to sucker punch the guy right there and then

"I'm sans,sans the skeleton,you?"

"(y/n)..."

"(y/n) the what?"

Was he fucking serious right now?

"(y/n) the fuckin' purple llama,you dipshit"

He chuckles
"heh,smart guy are ya',you know,out here,that kinda attitudes gonna getcha killed,you know that right?"

You put on a flat poker face and trudged past him,though this time he did not attempt to stop you so you figured he said what he needed to and carried on your way towards the supposed 'human hunting fanatic' half expecting to die,the other half though,suspected this was just another lame joke,though you have to admit,bad puns were your week point...just like when you used to hear them as a kid from your mother and...Wendy...