After walking for about another half hour,you hear yelling in the distance...

"SANS,WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU ASLEEP AT YOUR SENTRY STATION AGAIN!YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE RECALIBRATING YOUR TRAPS IN CASE A HUMAN COMES ALONG"

"*sigh* sorry boss,but I did see something earlier that may or may not have been a human~"

"REALLY SANS?WHERE!WHY DIDN'T YOU CAPTURE IT YOU...YOU...YOU-"

"Numbskull?"

"AARGH JUST GO AND FIND THE HUMAN"

Just as he was turning to leave,the taller of the two turned and looked in your direction,and,out of pure reflex,you jumped behind a tree,rustling the leaves and crunching the snow in the process

"Stupid,stupid,stupid,what was I thinking,oh crap,oh shit,oh I am so dead"

"OH MY GOD SANS!WAS THAT A HUMAN?"

"Actually,I think that's a rock"

"OH"

The tall and utterly terrifying skeleton looked to the side of where you were standing,you glanced over,following his gaze...he was looking at a rock...and not at you...a ROCK...

"..."

"Oh!wait!boss"
Hoe don't do it
"what's that beside the rock!"
Oh my god

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"SANS!IS THAT A HUMAN?"
Bitch don't you dare
"Yes boss,that is a human"

"TRAITOROUS BITCH!"

You snap back,having to yell since you are a few feet away,you pick up a rock and throw it at his face and scream

"FUCK YOU!"

You instantly regret that as it hits him right in the skull and he gets pissed at you,his 'boss' also preparing to fight

"Ohohohohoh your gonna regret that kid"

They both lunge at you prepped for battle,but,your not

"Shitshitshitshitnopenopenopenopenothankyou!"

You run as fast as your little (ish) legs can carry you until you finally realise that somehow,through so miracle,you had outrun them

"(Y/n)! What were you thinking?throwing a fucking rock at sans and straight out insulting him,now their both out to get you!"

"Jeez sorry,at least I had picked up some gold on the way here before we saw them"

"Oh,Yeah,right,how much did you get again?"

"136 gold"

"That'll be enough for a decent weapon,let's go,now we're in snowdin we can finally buy you something to defend yourself with"

"Okay let's go"...