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chapter twenty-four ━ number one stepdad

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❝ thanks, felix ❞

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GROUP CHAT
LOST GANG

slightlyinsane:

wow, you and rebekah, huh?

it was a joke you dimwit

mohawks are awful:

clearly, it wasn't
you two are getting married

annoying immortal father:

not on my watch
i wasn't asked for a blessing

if i wanted to marry someone, i don't have to ask for permission
it's just some tradition that no one quits
if i truly love someone, imma marry them whether you like it or not

no fingers:

i wish i had the guts to be as sassy as you
if i snapped back, i'd get thrown into a cage

annoying immortal father:

damn right you would

#1 stepdad:

melody does have a point. . .

see, this is why i love you felix
everyone, take notes

mohawks are awful:

rude

curlygirly:

i agree with melody

annoying immortal father:

shut up, all of you!
melody, tell us right now
do you like rebekah?

why is it any of your business?

slightlyinsane:

OMG SHE DOES
SHE DIDN'T DENY IT

i'm going to murder you in your sleep, send you to Hell, torture you there, bring you back to life, and repeat the cycle

slightlyinsane:

. . .

mohawks are awful:

. . .

curlygirly:

. . .

#1 stepdad:

um. . .

annoying imortal father:

wow . . .

no fingers:

i still didn't see any denial

OMG
FINE MAYBE I DO
I DON'T KNOW

no fingers:

well, why not?

#1 stepdad:

because you're scared to admit to it
i was the same way with pan
it's okay, just take your time and we will all be here for you

thank you, felix

thirty minutes later

mohawks are awful:

nibs, you're taking notes, aren't you?

no fingers:

what? no, i'm not

mohawks are awful:

i can see you writing something down
is it a love poem to melody?
aw you love her, don't you?

no fingers has left the chat

mohawks are awful:

i made him embarrassed, whoops