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chapter forty-three ━ is this serious?

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❝ crash the wedding ❞

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GROUP CHAT
LOST GANG

mohawks are awful:

we're still waiting for confirmation
you and rebekah banging or not?

why did i ever date you?

slightlyinsane:

yeah, mel, what did you ever see in him?

mohawks are awful:

honestly, fuck you

i ask myself that question every day slightly

mohawks are awful:

can you answer the question and stop insulting me?

no, we aren't "banging"
we went on a date and kissed
that's it

curly girly:

what would your ship name be?
henry says is relody

oh god, please don't-

no fingers:

why isn't it melbekah?

slightlyinsane:

that's too long dumbass

#1 stepdad:

stop bullying each other

annoying immortal father:

stop cursing you fucking idiots

what have i done to deserve this?

mohawks are awful:

their ship name is relody and that's final

no fingers:

not on my watch, biTcH

mohawks are awful has left the chat

no fingers:

cOwArD

you guys are actually 12
but are we surprised? no ;)

#1 stepdad has added mohawks are awful to the chat

annoying immortal father:

welcome back, coward

mohawks are awful has left the chat

that's it, i'm out

PRIVATE MESSAGE

annoying immortal father:

so, how was the date?

it was nice actually
she's amazing

annoying immortal father:

and all you did was kiss?

yes, i swear

annoying immortal father:

okay, well, just in case it gets serious
we need to talk about using protection

hahahaha, hilarious
comedy gold right there

annoying immortal father:

what? you already got one girl pregnant
we don't need you getting rebekah pregnant too

WELL, WHAT IF I WANT CHILDREN HM?
HAYLEY WAS JUST THE START
I WANT MORE CHILDREN

annoying immortal father:

uh huh, well on a more serious note
are you serious about this? about her?

yes, dad, i really am
she's been through it and she seems really happy
i want to keep her happy

annoying immortal father:

in that case, i better get a wedding invite

sorry, it'll get lost in the mail (:

annoying immortal father:

bold of you to think i wouldn't crash the wedding