♡ / sassymills: i just spent the entire day exploring new orleans. time for some bourbon and gossiping

[ tagged onehandedpirate ]

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onehandedpirate: no, rum for the win

originalhybrid: the one thing the two of us can agree on

slightlycurled: you shouldn't be promoting alcohol melody, it's bad

sassymills: @onehandedpirate yeah no, please leave. @originalhybrid honestly so true. @slightlycurled tell that to the bottle of rum under your pillow

onehandedpirate: @sassymills i think i'll stay, thank you

slightlycurled: @sassymills it's actually whiskey

slightlycurled: WAIT NO

slightlycurled: HOW DID YOU KNOW?

sassymills: @slightlycurled #exposed i didn't, i was just joking but now you admitted to it ;)

panlix.life: @sassymills @slightlycurled hey slightly, you are grounded

slightlycurled: @panlix.life SINCE WHEN DO YOU GROUND US?? WHAT ARE YOU AN ADULT NOW??

panlix.life: @slightlycurled grounded in your case means fifty extra sprints for training

slightlycurled: @sassymills thanks a lot mellie

PRIVATE MESSAGE

slightlyinsane:

i honestly can not believe you just got me grounded

you admitted to it, not me

slightlyinsane:

now i have to run an extra fifty sprints
FIFTY

yes i recall seeing that number

slightlyinsane:

thanks a lot
anywho, who's this rebekah girl?

she's a friend of mine from mystic falls
she is klaus's sister

slightlyinsane:

i see
is she pretty?

um. . . yeah?

slightlyinsane:

do you like her?

not you too
you have got to be joking

slightlyinsane:

what do you mean?
it was a genuine question
you do like girls right?

leave me alone slightly
or i will cut off your fingers so you match with nibs

slightlyinsane:

don't tell me you still like rufio
come on, i won't tell, promise

i am sick of all of you betting on me and trying to get me to confess
i don't have feelings for rebekah
now piss off

slightlyinsane:

okay, okay, i will
do i get to keep my fingers?
( read )
melody?
( read )
ah shit i'm gonna die