INT. Recording Booth - Day
Matt Hackett: *snacking on sunflower seeds* My name is Matt Hackett and I am the... *looks around in thought*
Director: Uh-huh... *signals him to go on*
Matt: *picks up a hamster from O.S.* Mr. Ernie, which adjective am I mostly?
Barry: Oh my goodness, he's talking to a hamster. I say weirdest, WEIRDEST--!
Matt: Mr. Ernie says "nicest." *puts Mr. Ernie back O.S.* My name is Matt Hackett and I am the nicest man alive.
Brandon Montour: *pops up from behind Barry* *whispers to him* Uh, don't be deceived-- Matt actually, uh, wants to, um, fight someone, y'know.
Barry: Well, I got plenty of villains he can fight against...! *eyes Matt, who is now playing with Mr. Ernie, oddly*

*In picture: Matt Hackett