•On a daily bases I say Nope Nopety Nope!

•I've tried explaining Warrior Cats to a girl and when she said she's more into romance I screamed, "IT HAS THAT TOO!"

•I'm constantly listen to Fan parodies

•Someone once said a Pegasus and Unicorn mix would be a Pegacorn and I stopped them and said its called a "Alicorn"

•I will never say Literally or Zebra the same way ever again

•There's a girl at my school who sometimes wears a shirt like my Hufflepuff one except Slytherin so it has the Slytherin slogan thing.
I'm still working up the courage to talk to her

•I'm on Hot Topics website a lot looking at Fandom Gear

•This girl asked if I had read Twilight and I said "yeah but not the one your thinking of" then she asked if I'd ever read them and I replied with "No I won't. If they ever get rewritten by a better author than maybe"
Jk (Rowling) I didn't say that although I wish I did. I actually said "No I prefer Harry Potter"

•This is my theme song

•As I've been typing all this I've read it in Dans voice with the occasional Phil

•I make so many references at school that no one gets and I just stand there laughing like an idiot because they have lives and don't understand and I don't have a life and I understand

•I looked up "Moments only the Phandom will understand" and my 3rd Random Book came up 

•The only reason I will ever care about what clothes I wear is because I'll be wondering which Fandom I want to represent that day

•I've had two dreams about Dan and Phil. One of which included their car breaking down in front of my house while they were on tour and staying with me. I had to pretend I wasn't a fan so my parents wouldn't find out. But I told them and they kept my secret. We even made videos together.
It was so realistic when I woke up I was disappointed to not find two grown British men sleeping on my couch.
The second actually followed up my last one and we saw them at a museum and they hung out with us for the rest of the day because they remembered how kind we had been when their car broke down

•I had a dream LAST night about a humanized Sol convincing me to join a cult

And finally

I'm just going to end on this

STOP
WAIT A MINUTE
PHIL MY CUP
PUT SOME LESTER IN IT

IM TOO HOT
HOT DAN

:3