Messages

Samantha Zhao

———Saturday, February 22, 8:43 AM———

Allyson: Are u up?

Allyson: Hello... Sammy... Are u up?

Allyson: GET UP and wish me a happy birthday, you lazy b-yatch!!!

Samantha: omg, lol. Was I not the first (at 12:01) to wish you a Happy Fifteenth??? (Yes, I believe I was. Why r u so needy?) Happy Birthday, you bossy ho!!!

Allyson: Guess who showed up at my house at 7:55 AM?

Samantha: Dodge?!

Allyson: Yes! I went to the door in my PJs. I was so excited I forgot to put on a bra! I had to make him wait while I went back up the stairs.

Samantha: lol. Gift?

Allyson: YES!!! He brought me a cupcake — made by his grandmother — but he decorated it himself with like an entire pack of RAISINETS!

Samantha: That's adorable! Pic?

Allyson: No, I ate it immediately — like a total pig — while he stood there laughing.

Allyson: But yes, it was adorable. Dodge is ADORABLE. I gave him a thank-you hug and he was all awkward and nervous like he was afraid to put his hands on me. In my head I was screaming, JUST FREAKING KISS ME ALREADY!!! Why won't he kiss me?

Samantha: Why don't you kiss him?

Allyson: I totally should! We're supposed hang out later, walk to the lake or something. I could do it then, right?

Samantha: Yes. Dear God, please! We'll all be dead and decomposed by the time Dodge works up the courage to make the first move!

Allyson: haha. (Funny, not funny) Thanks for the moral support, beeeyaaatch.

Samantha: Any time, birthday ho. Now, hurry up and go take that "walk" so you can report back with the DETAILS! ;)