According to muggle logic, there is a super guy called SpiderMan. Since when were spiders superheroes? They just randomly appear and scare the shit out of you. And they're extremely irritating, especially the bloody crap ass webs they make. Why Stan Lee? Why?

(Yeah TheReal_Peter_Parker)

Spiders piss me off so damn much!

The worst one I saw was when I went to bloody France with my family, there was a house spider bigger than my dads hand. I MEAN A HOUSE SPIDER! A HOUSE SPIDER! Mutant spider! Evil Mutant Baby Spider called Phenton!

Spiders

are

bastards!

#IHateSpiders1978

This

Is

Logic