You're so EARy 

Make me a Potter tea  -jamessiriuspotter

I paid a quidditch for that! 

Newt these down. You cannot rememberall of them!

A HOLE new WALL-d! 

You're so cheesy, Peter!

You're barking mad, Sirius!

McGonagall is McGonaGONE!

May I Slytherin-to your comments, Sir or Madam?

Granger Things season 2 is coming out soon!

You're absolutely riddikulus!

My cousin said the Second movie was scary. I was petrified!

Rowling on the Fleur laughing!

You know what my favourite drink is? Espresso Patronum! 

I've got really Harry legs :]

Now you know my favourite drink, my favourite 'snack' are Bella-twix's!

What spell do you use when your car loses fuel? Expecto Petrolum!

What is the Weasleys favourite type of bread? Ginger.

I made cookies! Would you like to lick the beaters? :]

What do the stairs in Hogwarts sing? I whip my stair back and forth!

Sirius was caught doing some embroidery. Why sew Sirius?

No one can Severus apart, Lily. x

Omg! J.k.!

One boy was so slow going up to the stool to be sorted, he was sorted into Slotherin.

The Chamber of Secrets? More like the Chamber of Seacress. :]

Snapeward, the new character in Spongebob.

Voldemort nose nothing. :]

Are you Tom Riddled with a fever?

You know what they call Neville Longbottom in the summer? Neville Shortbottom.

What do you need after a tiring day at the Office? Dementos - refreshing your soul.

I'm so magicool.

And we'll never be Goyles!
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I'm so punny!