So, yesterday in orchestra, there was dog poop on the floor. (In the cello section of course, because it's always the cellos). No one knows how it got there, but one of the cellists (not me) stepped in it and the whole room started to smell terrible! So then the one guy is calling his mom for a new pair of shoes, someone else is finding a janitor, and a third guy (a cellist, of course) is using windex as air freshener. He swears it wasn't windex, but we're all pretty sure it was scented windex. Our teacher is telling people to get a janitor and that they better not track it into her office.
So today people kept making puns about today not being as crappy as yesterday 😄