I tried to be good.
I tried to be kind.
I tried to not be bossy.
I tried to be friendly.
I tried to be social but...

Just my luck!
When I tried to be good you put me in a bad mood.
Just my luck!
When I tried to be kind you messed with my mind.
Just my luck!
When I stopped being bossy, you made my eyes become glossy.
Just my luck!
When I tried to be friendly, all you did was offend me.
Just my luck!
When I tried to be social, you called me a mental...

What did I do to deserve this?
I didn't ask for some darn apocalypse.
I just wanted to get along.
Find a place where I belong.
And I know I'm not in the wrong.
So I'll do my best to stay strong.

Just my luck!
I'm still stuck with you, but I know that I'll make it through.
Just my luck!
Yeah, yeah...
Oh, just my luck.
Yeah, yeah oh oooh...

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