Every Mainer has an affair with Moxie.

"That shit tastes like cough syrup."

Mainer's see a moose about once a week at least.

"Our moose population has actually been growing thin lately."

Maine folks love LL Beans

"True... My shoes, hunting gear, fishing gear, and back pack are all LL Bean"

Duck boots are their preferred footwear.

"Can't deny it."

All seafood snobs.

"I only like lobster meat."

Mainers are pretty chill.

"Hells yeah."

Mainers have the most badass garages in the whole country.

"Nah, Alfred's garage is the best, and that's in DC... I built it for him."

If you don't listen when their talking, your ass gets whooped.

"True."

The letter r is not in their alphabet.

"Unless your from Freeport, that doesn't work."

Every Mainer is an outdoor warrior.

"*has been rafting down a river this whole time."