Just imagine Kiku getting hurt and this happens;

Feli: *fussing over Kiku*

Ludwig: *also fussing over him* Little shit, I thought we told you not to get hurt.

Kiku: it's hard not to get hurt when your a little shit. People wanna beat you up.

Feli: you didn't piss anyone off this time though.

Kiku; nope. I fell down the stairs this time.

Ludwig:...what are you now? Feli?

Feli: HEY!

Ludwig: it's true!

Kiku: in Feli's defense, it happened once. Once.

Ludwig: three times. Happened once when we were kids and once when you were on a trip.

Kiku:... Wow.

Feli: TESTA DI CAZZOS!

Kiku: I'm no 'testa di cazzo', baka!

Ludwig: shut up Dummkopfs!

Feli: Dummkopfs? Says the one that can't even say squirrel!

Ludwig: yes I can!

Feli: then say it!

Ludwig: STRUE!.... FICK!

Feli: SUCKER!

Ludwig: KIKU CANT SAY IT EITHER!

Kiku: YES I CAN! SQUIRRER!.... DAMMIT!

Feli: *laughing*

Ludwig, Kiku; IF ITS SI EASY WHY DON'T YOU TRY SAYING IT!

Feli: Squirrel.

Ludwig, Kiku: YOU LITTLE BRAT!!