By Mypet blackie

Somewhere, at some time...

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Present day

George was casually walking down the street, when out of nowhere, a piano fell on his head, ending his life. "Sorry!" Said the culprit, George Hunsaker, from his apartment bedroom window. After he turned around, completely forgot what just happened, his AC which was above his head fell onto the poor dead man. George turned around swiftly to look at the damage he has done. "Man, that poor man needs help. Oh well. TO THE SOMEWHERE!!!!" Said George as he gracefully fell down the stairs, and landed back on his feet, in front of the toaster. However, George was unaware of the grand adventure he had with the toaster from outer space. George demolished the door with his foot as he kicked it open. Being the George that he is, he did not know that there were multiple splinters in his leg. It was at this moment that George had no idea what to do next.

Then, Ms. Bringleschmidt came up the street, slower than a snail, and said "George, why don't you go on a vacation? Your adventures are quite a handful." As George thought about that idea, Ms. Bringleschmidt stretched across the sidewalk. A snail seemed to be racing her, and was winning. George wondered if her death would also be slow and painful, or if she was dead already. But, without hesitation, George ran to the airport. The way he got there wasn't important. It was... terrifying. But anyways, George was at the conce- I mean airport... and was going through security.

"Sir, I'm going to ask you to leave if you don't have a ticket."

"I am not the George you are looking for..."

"Security!"

Then George was kicked out. But fear not, young readers! Like Dr. Ian Malcom once said, "George, will always finds a way." Or at least that's how George remembers it. Like at Walmart, George went around back to find another way in. George humbly jumped over the fence, oblivious to the giant holes in his legs with blood leaking out of them. The guards were on coffee break, so they couldn't arrest him. George was now trudging through his blood, happy as can be, when roaring engines came behind him and ran him over. Miraculously, he survived and somehow that... healed him? But after being the wheel for a good 5 minutes, he fumbled out in front of this giant plane, twice the size of a regular passenger plane. It had first class, second class, and Third class. Of course it had more features but that would ruin the Easter egg. George grabbed onto the wheel of the airplane, crawled up the side like a spider, and onto the roof. Knowing that this was the perfect place for a nap, he fell asleep.

When George woke up, he was high in the sky above the ocean. Now, normally, if you woke up onto of an airplane flying above the ocean, you would freak out. What's that? You've never been onto of an airplane miles above the ocean? Hmm. Well, George was taking this quite smoothly, unless he was dead... No, he's alive. He started moving again. Doing what any normal person would do, he crawled to the door, unlock it from the outside mid-flight, and casually walked to the cockpit. So... many... BUTTONZ!!!! George ran to press all the buttonz. After slamming his hands on the control panel into a million pieces, he happened to notice the big stick in front of him. He grabbed it and pushed down. The plane went down. He pulled up. The plane went up. He had no idea what was going on behind him, but he thought he heard yelling, screaming, and banging on the locked door. George was curious, so he pulled the plane up, and, defying the laws of physics, the plane sped up at increasing speeds, until they reached space. Y'know, planes aren't much different than spaceships. But, doing the responsible thing, George flew at the speed of light back to the ocean. His calculations might have been slightly off, because he ended up crashing into an Iceberg called the Titanic.

"Abandon Plane! Abandon plane! Everybody, exit the starboard side of the plane! Please leave the sinking bow!"

George saw this from a mile away, and it was traumatic. George, however, was more concerned about the wax in his ears. First, the bow and the keel started to sink. Then, a massive explosion happened in the middle of the plane. People were flying everywhere. The front was completely submerged and the back rotated 180° Fahrenheit until disappearing into the night. Or, was it day? It turns out George was upside down the whole time staring at a massive sunken ship that appears it had hit 'the Titanic' long ago. But yes, it was definitely mid-day, and George still wasn't on his vacation. So, using his miraculous Georgie-powers, he was at the designated place where the plane was supposed to land in the span of a few seconds. He first took over a house with the ocean in his backyard, and walked straight out the door. You think George would be tired after all that excitement, but no, George is tired when he says he's tired. The first place he wandered into was called the Polynesian Cultural Center. There were many people there, including weird, short waddling humans with feathers and beaks. There was one thing that caught his eye. It was a massive volcano made out of paper cliché! But he knew that was for another adventure. Instead, to move the story along, he decided to find the great mystical place called Atlantis Burger. Can you believe there are no burger shops around? Burger King would even do. And that's saying something. So, George, using his absolutely brilliant memory, set off to find Atlantis Burger in his backyard. Screw the Polynesian Cultural Center.

George stared at the ocean. The waves moving back and forth, back and forth... Gerge ws msmerizd. Als slrring wrds... But the screams of dying people broke his concentration, and proceeded onward. A bunch of songs happened with a demigod, fought stuff to save Hawaii, nothing important. But then, George arrived. He had arrived at the glorious Atlantis Burger. Atlantis Burger is a legendary "lost" island often thought of as an advanced, utopian city holding wisdom that could bring the world peace. The idea of Atlantis burger has captured dreemurrs, and other monsters that were lost a long time ago. Inside lies a legendary artifact that is definitely not a toy ball, but a big rainbow katana. Pretty cool, right? George could never lay his hands on that. But, nevertheless, George was determined. So, George entered Atlantis Burger. George was disappointed. All he saw was ruins of grocery stores and apartment buildings. Not even a Burger King.

"Hello, anybody here?" Asked George.

There was complete silence . . .

...Until George started frolicking around the streets. He couldn't help but notice a giant building that was still standing. He had to go in and destroy it. "Hey! Escalators!" George immediately got on and waited to go up. After a few hours of dehydration and standing around doing nothing, George decided to look around. "Sweet! A big red button!" He smashed the button and music started playing. Some weird song about green trees and red roses. The person who sang it was Neil Armstrong? Never heard of him. But the next song was interesting. It was called "Beyond the seat" or something like that. George left the song on and frolicked around the building more. "Elevators! Perfect!" George said with glee as he floated into it. The doors closed but didn't go up. After being in eternal darkness and letting it corrupt his soul, the music changed to another song from the movie super killer bros called Underwater theme. George didn't mind, but he needed to find a way to the surface. Eventually, George a-void-ed the dark abyss somehow without disrupting his surroundings?! You might be surprised that he might have the power to teleport, but I'm more shocked that he didn't break anything for once.

"Ooh, look! Fragile objects!" George was headed for the museum, of course. It was at that moment when George found his second weapon. (Or third? If you count a very unrealistic plastic bag as a weapon...) A very shiny, fragile-looking sword that was obviously a katana but SOMEONE insisted that it needed a smaller cross-guard and a longer grip. But that is not important to the story. Unfortunately, it was surrounded by waterproof AND bulletproof glass. Too bad it wasn't George-proof. George immediately went to kill the katana, but what a letdown, it didn't break. This is a very dark day for the world. George now holds a weapon that is immune to his powers. It was the start of the catocolypse. But, despite that, George decided to take his new katana for a test drive. His first stop was a dark cave just outside the Atlantis Burger now in flames. A big sign on the outside said 'WARNING! BIG GIANT SQUID! Fluffy unicorns!' George was delighted to see a giant unicorn. But he was mistaken . . .

A big, glowing red eye came from the inside of the cave. George bounced inside with his rainbow katana and his harpoon gun that randomly appeared. He entered filled with . . . hamburgers. What? George was going to get his hamburgers one way or another. The giant creature swung a tentacle to the right, and smacked George, breaking his back, into the cave walls. After this violent shock, the cave collapsed, only showing a Beading red eye and George's katana. George did a very tactical strategy and did nothing. Then the squid ate him. Instead of being the end, George grabbed his katana and pushed it away from him because it was getting crowded. Suddenly, the annoying beating stopped for no reason at all. But, there was 2 more annoying beating sounds further down the body. George decided to bring his katana along and end the disrupting beating. Moments later, George was free and covered in some brown stuff. Chocolate? George decided to taste it. Definitely chocolate. Suddenly, the floor fell away revealing lava, and took in the dead monstrous beast. But, something was wrong.

"MY HARPOON GUN!!!" Screamed George as he dove after it. The beast was fat so it was falling faster because this is George's world and physics don't exist except for gravity. The beast disappeared from sight into the fiery pits below him. It only took about 42 minutes and 12 seconds before he started seeing a river full of acid. George, saying nothing, landed on a small boat without damaging it, himself, or anything else for that matter. "Sup." Said the Stream Character. "name's Clorox. But you can call me Death." He was wearing a Dark hood and seemed as if he was a skeleton, but it was hard to tell by the black hood. He also was wearing subtle color-changing sneakers. "What's your name?" George was confuzzled. Ignoring Death, he started to pick his nose. "I see. You are Unnamed. Sweet, so uh, Unnamed, there are like, 5 other rivers 'round here, and uh, you're on the river Styx. Styx sorta... died... so I'm like, taking her place, y'know?" George sat motionless. "So, uh, if you like take this river to the center of the Underground, you will like, talk to Hades and like, be free. So, uh, oh yeah, I gotta like, row you there."

So George followed Clorox down the river of Styx in the tiny boat with his massive katana and giant harpoon gun. They eventually reached land, and George was kicked off. Which was a very unfortunate place to land, because he was in the wasteland. "See ya, dude." Clorox sailed away to wait for another soul to fall. George, however, decided to stand in the swamp. George put his feet in the water and grabbed a mini can of toxic waste. He scooped up some of the green liquid from the swamp, and decided to taste it. "Yum! Tastes like bleach!" And waded back over to the wasteland. He didn't seem to notice that his feet were gone. He wandered over to a big wall with a small little dog. "Aww, aren't you cute?" Then, the dog revealed two more heads. "Aww, isn't that triple-cute?" Suddenly, the dog(s?) was smashed by a falling toxic waste barrel. George wasn't horrified, because that's the circle of life. But, the dog(s?!) wasn't dead, instead, it grew 10x bigger, and looked a lot more scarier and uglier. And transformed into Cerberus. Not to mention the amplified dog breath. "Aww, aren't they cute?" The first dog head roared at George, and the others growled menacingly.

After a few belly rubs, the dog heads became passive, until George accidentally tripped and threw a ginormous stick, that wasn't even in his hands, into the acid lake. Even having three brains, Cerberus still went after the stick. George shrugged and moved on, not caring what just happened to his new friend. Staring into the rest of the underworld, he spotted a giant palace under a big lava pool in the ceiling. Is that the bottom of a volcano? Yup, science doesn't exist here. The palace was only a couple of hundred thousand million miles away, with a field of what appeared to be souls. So, George being as cunning as ever, or ever will be, shot his harpoon gun straight into the castle. The hundred thousand million mile long rope connected to the harpoon was angled upwards, and George ziplined upwards to the palace.

George ziplined through the broken stain-glass window and into a hall before the throne room. There was a figure standing in the way. It was covered in a cloak, just like Clorox. Maybe it was Clorox? George was too ignorant to tell. "Human." The cloaked figure said. "You have come a long way since you've left you're apartment. That's right. I've been watching you, George." The figure paused. George wasn't listening. "You yearn to get to the surface. I do too. But there's only one way I can do that." The figure pulled a long stick from inside his cloak. "And that, my friend, is to KILL YOU." An agonizing sound of slicing bone echoed off of George's ears. The top of the cloak fell off and the body collapsed. Behind him stood Clorox with George's rainbow katana.

"Sup." Said Clorox. "Heh, guess I've got this job for a reason. Oh, hey Unnamed. Didn't see you there. Here, you like left this in my boat." George was given back the destruction. "Yeah, he was on my watch list." There was an awkward pause. "So, uh, you wanna go to the surface? Apparently I'm like, in charge of the underground for a week while Hades goes and kills some innocent people... But yea, I can totally do that. Just like, go through the lava above the palace. Or do you need me to, like..." But George already was falling upwards toward the lava pit. He missed it by about 5 inches, 3 centimeters, and 1 millimeter. But it was okay because George only broke his spine. George then stood up and walked straight into the lava. After coming out completely unharmed, he sat on the top of the volcano contemplating what just happened. He was on the volcano in Hawaii. George then walked back to his beach house and continued his horrible vacation.

Meanwhile, in another place. . .

"Ahh. It's nice not to have George destroying the grocery store for once." Then, Death appeared.

"Excuse me, uh, dude? I've come to like, take your soul to the underworld."

"Let me stop you right there. Have you seen an idiotic little boy running around?"

"Oh, you mean Unnamed? Yeah, he like destroyed everything. He's a pretty cool man."

"Yes, that's George all right. And is that your dog peeing on my lawn?" A giant, three-headed skeleton dog was urinating all over Ms. Bringleschmidt's tree, making it shrivel up and die.

"Oh, yeah. I named him Stycks 'cause he was like, playing fetch in the river of Styx. Get it? It's kind of like, a play on words..."

"Can I get another day to gather my cats?"

"Sorry man, that's not how it works.

"Well, is there anything I can-" Then her body collapsed. Clorox sniffed and wiped his nose, unaware that there was ketchup on his hand, scythe, and face.

"Well, time to go to the next house." He raised his other hand without ketchup on it, waved it in a circle, and Ms. Bringleschmidt's body turned to dust. Clorox moved his hand to the right and the front door closed. "Come on, Stycks. We've got like, other people to kill."

Le The End Fin.