[Fandom:]

Moffat, you asked to see me?

[Moffat:]

I know you're busy

[Fandom:]

What do you need, sir? Sir?

[Moffat:]

I wanna give you a word of warning

[Fandom:]

Sir, I don't know what you heard

But whatever it is, Chibnall started it

[Moffat:]

Chris Chibnall resigned this morning

[Fandom:]

You're kidding

[Moffat:]

I need a favor

[Fandom:]

Whatever you say, sir, Chibnall will pay for his behavior

[Moffat:]

Shh

Talk less

[Fandom:]

I'll use the press

I'll write under a pseudonym, you'll see what I can do to him

[Moffat:]

I need you to draft an address

[Fandom:]

Yes! He resigned

You can finally speak your mind

[Moffat:]

No, he's stepping down so he can run for Director

[Fandom:]

Ha. Good luck defeating you, sir

[Moffat:]

I'm stepping down, I'm not running for Director

[Fandom:]

I'm sorry, what?

[Moffat:]

One last time

Relax, have a drink with me

One last time

Let's take a break tonight

And then we'll teach them how to say goodbye

To say goodbye

You and I

[Fandom:]

No, sir, why?

[Moffat:]

I wanna talk about neutrality

[Fandom:]

Sir, with the new Doctor and season 11 on the verge of airing, is this the best time?

[Moffat:]

I want to warn against the fandom fighting

[Fandom:]

But

[Moffat:]

Pick up a pen, start writing

I wanna talk about what I have learned

The hard-won wisdom I have earned

[Fandom:]

As far as the people are concerned

You have to serve, you could continue to serve

[Moffat:]

No! One last time

The people will hear from me

One last time

And if we get this right

We're gonna teach 'em how to say goodbye

You and I

[Fandom:]

Mr. Director, they will say you're weak

[Moffat:]

No, they will see we're strong

[Fandom:]

Your position is so unique

[Moffat:]

So I'll use it to move them along

[Fandom:]

Why do you have to say goodbye?

[Moffat:]

If I say goodbye, the fandom learns to move on

It outlives me when I'm gone

One last time

[Whole Fandom:]

Steven Moffat's going home!

[Fandom:]

Teach 'em how to say goodbye

[Whole Fandom:]

Steven Moffat's going home!

[Moffat:]

You and I

[Whole Fandom:]

Steven Moffat's going home!

[Moffat:]

Going home

[Whole Fandom:]

Steven Moffat's going home!

[Moffat:]

History has its eyes on you

[Whole Fandom:]

Steven Moffat's going home!

[Moffat (Whole Fandom):]

We're gonna teach 'em how to say goodbye!

(Teach 'em how to say goodbye!)

Teach 'em how to say goodbye!

(Teach 'em how!)

To say goodbye!

(Say goodbye!)

Say goodbye!

(Say goodbye!)

One last time!

(One last time!)

Time...