So I found a list of worst ships, and I'm gonna do this thing where I find a bunch of really terrible ships. Then I'll try to do a bunch of oneshots with them, then you guys can vote at the end for one which one is 'worst', the best bad oneshot that I wrote. I think it'll be pretty fun! But I'm not sure that I have enough readers for this to work...

But anyway, we'll start this off with kind of a crack pairing, Cilan and Burgundy. I haven't watched a lot of the Unova series, so this might not be as good as my others.

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"And now it's... Evaluation time!" Cilan exclaims, spreading his arms.

Burgundy rolls her eyes and crosses her arms. "That's like, the billionth time you've said that today," she complains.

"Well, the Connoisseur Games are coming up. One of the events is saying your catchphrase with enthusiasm!" He throws his arms up again. "I'm practicing! And you should, too, if you want any chance of, ya know, winning."

"I don't need to practice."

"Why not?"

"I don't wanna enter."

Cilan freezes. "B-but you always do anything that gives you a chance at beating me at something!" He exclaims, grabbing her shoulders.

The younger girl shrugs. "Nah."

"B-but I need y--" He stops mid-sentence and falls silent.

"What do you need me for?" Burgundy asks, suddenly interested.

Cilan blushes and starts walking away, but the strong girl grabs his shirt and pulls him back. "You're not getting away that easily."

He makes a face and sighs. "I-I needyouforcompetetion. Idon'tdowellwithoutsomeonetocomeptewith." He mumbles.

"Slow down."

"I need you for competition. I don't do well without someone pressuring me to do better, and--"

"That's what I do best!" Burgundy grins proudly, finishing Cilan's confession for him.

Cilan sighs.

"Oh, give me that sign-up sheet. You're spreading out your arms wrong, I'll easily beat you with that performance!"

And, she's back. Cilan thinks, smiling.

"Plus, you're tilting your head at a front view, it's supposed to be 3-quarters! And you show your teeth when you smile like that, you look stupid. Don't get me started with your clothes, they're ironed too well. And your bow-tie is askew! I expect better from you! Plus your hair...."

~The End~

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Well? How did you like my first bad oneshot? I know, not a very good plot. But oh well. It's my first one.