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Negitive Christmas Carols (pt 1)

(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Jingle bells shotgun
shells
Santa Claus is dead
Ruldof has a 22.
And shot him in the head (2x)

No Santa now
Christmas is done
We will cry all day
It's the only way.

Destroy the ornaments,
Burn Christmas tree.
Without Santa
No Christmas there will be
HEY

Jingle bells shotgun shells
Santa Claus is dead
Ruldof has a 22.
And shot him in the head (2x)

A day or two ago
Rudolf got his gun
Went to Santas room
And then he met his doom

Good bye Christmas cheer
And the sugar plums
It's a really good time to put that ban on guns. HEY!

Jingle bells shotgun shells
Santa Claus is dead
Ruldof has a 22.
And shot him in the head (2x)

No Santa now
Christmas is done
We will cry all day
It's the only way.

Destroy the ornaments,
Burn Christmas tree.
Without Santa
No Christmas there will be
HEY

Jingle bells shotgun shells
Santa Claus is dead
Ruldof has a 22.
And shot him in the head (2x)

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Tags: #parody