So funny story!

(Melon wrote the title BTW)

So Melon and I were hanging out at the mall today (6/12) and we were just kinda walking around. And then there was these two guys and one of them walks up to us. He looks at Melon and says "Hey could I have your number?"

And what does Melon say?

"Ehhhhhhh? For what???????!??"

He smirked seductively and said, "So I can call you later, of course. "
Then Melon screamed and and ran away, rapidly chanting , "I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay," under her breath.

Ok so Melon wrote all of those italics too xD

But seriously, she asked him "For what?"

To which he replied "So we can talk later."

Needless to say, she told him "oh uh sorry no." And we walked away calmly.

OK so I was about to die laughing, but could you blame me?

And then later we were hanging or at her house for a little while, we were talking about and when she should do next time.

We decided to link arms and then she'd tell the guy "Oh sorry I'm in a relationship."

Flawless plan tbh.

(Oh and if you didn't know, Melon is one of my best friends. Her actual name is Melanie and she's literally the gayest of the gays)

Anyway, bye for now my Pretty Kitties!

~SignificantAnnoyance <3