xxiii. freeze to death

Favorite Puck Slut
I already miss you. This isn't fair.
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
You haven't even been there
for a whole day yet, babe.
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
Yeah but I get to fool around with
you. And you're the only one I'm
fooling around with, so
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
Okay, good point. You're also the
only one I'm fooling around with.
So I'm bored without you.
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
We could, you know, make it
official or whatever.
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
Not until I can ask you in
person, sweet cheeks.
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
Ugh, fine. That doesn't mean you
get to fool around with other
girls until then, though.
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
I will slit your throat. And then
kick them all in the coochie.
You're mine.
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
Don't even worry about it. I just
wanna be able to kiss you as
soon as you're mine for good.
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
I guess that's acceptable. Still
kinda in shock I scored my
favorite hockey player. What kinda
alternate universe am I in?
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
Stop, you're so cute.
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
How are my favorite dogs doing?
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
They're doing good. Thankfully
there's like no snow, but they're still
enjoying the cold. Blue won't leave
me alone but Juice has attached herself
to my brother's side. Always nice to
know I'm not even her favorite.
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
But apparently Sage is terrorizing
Graham, so I feel a little bit better.
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
That's such a mood. Definitely
your cat.
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
Very much so.
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
And how is it spending time
with your brother?
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
Good and boring. Our actual time
together is good but he still has work,
so we're not actually spending all
four days together.
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
That kinda sucks. I'd be so
annoyed if I were you.
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
It's not a big deal. He'll come visit
me once he has some time off and
we'll make up for it. I just wish I
was back home with you instead.
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
Or we could be traveling. I wanna go
to, like, Greece and Italy and Mexico.
And who better to go with than you?
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
I will kiss you on the lips rn.
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
You know we're Greek, right?
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
Yeah. And Ava loves going over
there every couple of years.
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
Your sister is my inspiration.
Please tell her I love her.
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
She can even be my favorite of
your siblings. Griffin is a loser
to me now.
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
Screenshotting that and sending
it in our sibling groupchat.
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
That's so cute. But also now
Griffin is gonna be mean to me.
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
No he wouldn't. He adores you.
He would do anything to be
your favorite of my siblings.
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
He just texted me and said (and I
quote) "YOU ARE RUDE. I
CANNOT BELIEVE YOU.
YOU'RE UNINVITED TO
TREVOR'S BIRTHDAY
PARTY".
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
I didn't even know I was invited
to begin with, so the joke is on
him I guess.
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
Well joke's on him, he's not
the one inviting you. I am.
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
Your birthday isn't for another
month, babe.
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
So?
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
You're the best. I wanna kiss
you on the lips.
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
Well apparently we're going for a
walk and taking the dogs with us.
Pray I don't freeze to death.
Talk to you later. ❤️
delivered

Future Mr. Bauer
Better keep yourself extra warm
for me. I wanna be able to
spend more time with you. ❤️
delivered

Favorite Puck Slut
Will do. I kinda wanna be able
to spend more time with you.
read | 6:19 p.m.

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wynbauer: Thank God there wasn't snow, I might have frozen to death if there was. I miss Cali (and my fave hockey team so much) (so does Blue).

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usera: girl stop blue in snow would've been so cute

userb: where is juice?!
— wynbauer: Homegirl attached herself to my brother and I no longer exist.
— userc: wait you have a brother??
— wynbauer: Yes.

userd: she's so cute omg i want her clothes!!

usere: god i wanna kiss her

trevorzegras: That doesn't look like you kept yourself extra warm, Wyn. 👀
— wynbauer: Shush, I had on like four layers of shirts under that coat. And two pairs of socks.
— trevorzegras: How do you survive hockey games? Or ice skating?
— wynbauer: Easy. I drink at games and I don't ice skate. I barely know how. 😂
— trevorzegras: I'm so taking you skating when you get back home.
— wynbauer: Fiiiiine.

userf: WHEN ARE THEY GONNA DATE ALREADY!?
— violetbennett: You're asking the real question here, my dude. I wanna know the answer too.
— userg: honestly though. they created will they or won't they. i'm so stressed.

userh: queen

useri: her brother (???!!!) probably took this and it makes my heart warm that he supports her so much.
— wynbauer: Except he doesn't follow me because he doesn't wanna see me in my bikinis + bra/panties all the time. Otherwise he's so fricken supportive.
— useri: i mean... i get it

violetbennett: See?? You're replacing me. You won't even need me to be your camera lady anymore.
— grahamcracker: Jfc, Wyn. Come home so her dramatics can end. She's acting like you left forever.
— wynbauer: I love it though.
— trevorzegras: She really does. She feels powerful.
— grahamcracker: Fricken weirdo. Come save me from your cat then. She hates me as much as you do.