ii. cry and shit my pants

Throuple Vibes
(Violet, Graham, and Wyn)

Violence ✨
So... Trevor Zegras?

No. Absolutely not. We're not talking
about the fact that he just commented
on my post.
delivered

Because I may cry and shit my
pants all at once.
delivered

Cracker Boy
Please never say that again.
Gives me the grossest visual.
No thanks.
delivered

Violence ✨
You love her anyways, so shut
up, babe.
delivered

Cracker Boy
True.
delivered

Brody can absolutely NEVER find
out. He never looks at my insta
anyways because he doesn't wanna
see pics of me half naked + all that,
but you guys aren't ever allowed to
tease me about it in front of him.
delivered

Cracker Boy
Okay?
delivered

Violence ✨
Why?
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He's way too overprotective.
Ever since I dropped out of college,
he's taken it way too far. I love him
to death but not every boy who
comments something flirty is trying
to get in my pants. And one in the
NHL? I think he'd literally come
unglued. I don't want that.
delivered

Cracker Boy
True but you also deserve
protection. You're just a small
bean with big feelings.
delivered

Shut the hell up, Graham. I
don't need your opinion.
delivered

Cracker Boy
You shut the hell up, Elowyn.
delivered

HOW DARE YOU FULL FIRST
NAME ME. I AM WYN OR
WINNIE TO YOU, CRACKER
BOY. EAT DIRT AND DIE.
delivered

Violence ✨
Children, calm down.
delivered

No.
delivered

Cracker Boy
No.
delivered

Violence ✨
Can we go back to Zegras please?
I honest to god remember her
crying fit during the game against
the devils because she loves him
and Hughes so much.
delivered

If I think about Zegras
commenting on my post too much,
I honest to god might black out.
I'm still not even over him following
me or randomly liking pics.
delivered

Violence ✨
You're hot. You deserve the
attention, babe.
delivered

I may be confident in my body but
I don't know that I deserve the attention
of the Trevor Zegras.
delivered

Cracker Boy
That's not sounding very on
brand for you, Wyn Bauer.
delivered

Violence ✨
Exactly.
delivered

Cracker Boy
But if you really wanna drop the
subject, we definitely can.
delivered

Cracker Boy
I'd rather know how my boy is
anyways.
delivered

Blue is great. 🙄 I know you love
him more than me but you could
pretend to care about me once in
awhile.
delivered

Cracker Boy
You know I love you. With my
whole heart I do. Not the same
way I love Vi, of course.
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Violence ✨
Well of course.
delivered

You're being too sappy, I'm
gonna throw up.
delivered

Cracker Boy
You disgust me.
delivered

That's more like it. 💕
delivered

Violence ✨
You guys are so weird,
I love it.
delivered

Yeah yeah. I'm grateful I met y'all
in middle school and you've been
stuck with me since.
delivered

Cracker Boy
I'm grateful too. Most times.
delivered

Violence ✨
Okay no go back to being mean
to each other.
delivered

Happily.
read | 3:23 p.m.