"Kate, get up! Dinner's ready!" Mrs Roberts shouted from the kitchen. Kate lazily came out of his bed and looked at his phone. He had forty five missed calls from Harry and Brandon. Is Jaden dead? No, Brandon won't call then.

Kate threw his phone aside and jumped down from the bed. He rubbed his eyes and looked outside. It was dark already. He walked down the stairs, into the kitchen.
"Where's Anna?" He looked around.
"Anna has gone to a new year party. Why aren't you going anywhere? I thought now you have friends?"

"I do but they are some super weird people so" Kate yawned and picked up the bowl of chicken soup, "I'm okay,"
"So like every year, mom will give Kate company!"
"I'm okay,"
"Come here my baby" Mrs Roberts hugged Kate and brushed his hair, "Let's play some board games!"

Meanwhile, Anna went to Harry's house with Tres and MJ. The curtains were drawn and loud rock music was being played inside. There was a huge ice statue of Louise just beside the gate.

"WHY IS THAT THERE? WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? SOME VICTORIOUS KING?! AND HOW IS THE ICE NOT MELTING?!" Anna kicked the statue.
"Zalia's got a new hobby," MJ rubbed his chin.

"How do you know that Zalia made it?" Anna said.
"Hey! Show some respect! She is six years elder to you. Call her 'Ms Zalia'" MJ said.
"SHUT UP!" Anna shouted. They heard a loud hooting voice from inside the house.

"Let's go eat something, seems like a party to me," MJ said.
"No thanks! I don't need someone else's food! I already have my share of food" Anna said "Tres, give me that cup of ice cream,"

"What?" Tres slowly moved the spoon away from the ice cream cup.
"Tres, did you eat that?" Anna said.
"Erm...There's still some of it left" Tres said. Anna sighed.
"Anyways, give me the rest," Anna said.

"Here you go~" Tres threw the ice cream cup towards Anna.

"HEY WAIT! I'M BAD AT—" The cup passed through Anna and landed on Louise's statue, "... Catching..." The empty cup fell on the ground.
"LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" Anna said.
"Now, are you gonna lick the ice cream off of that statue?" MJ smirked.

"Yes" Anna said.
"Ewwww! Do it" Tres patted her back. Real friends support you when you are doing the weirdest shit. Anna tucked the sleeves of her shirt and leaned on the statue.

"...I don't want to describe how this looks but it's hot nevertheless," MJ said. Anna licked the ice off the statue from the chest down to the pelvis.
"ANNA! SEE! IT'S MELTING THERE!" Tres said and Anna continued licking.

"Why me?" Harry opened the door and got outside with a garbage bag. He looked at Anna licking the crotch of Louise's statue while Tres stood beside her. Go inside Harry, you saw nothing.

Harry ALMOST fainted. But he SURVIVED this! This was nothing in front of of that porn video he watched this Saturday. It was only that he couldn't bear to watch something like that in real life. He was shocked, but as a bold soldier, he stood at the battlefield! However, the trauma was so intense, he dropped the garbage bag, the bag fell, tore and filled the place with an alien smell as the alien substances covered the entrance of the house.

Harry just stared at them. Anna looked up and stopped at once.
"Harry—"
"Anna, I know you like brother but come on, man," Harry said.
"NO!"

MJ was hiding inside the bushes. People usually go to do naughty things behind the bushes while this white European man did naughty things WITH the bushes. Being pan has its kinks but this is NOT what pan sexuality is about.

"Harry, what is taking you so long?" Louise got out of the house. He almost slipped on the 'substances' lying at the entrance. He was gonna fall when he did a back-lit and stood back again. He balanced himself, leaned at the substance, "Hey, what is this sticky, slippery fluid? It smells familiar,"
Harry flinched. The DVD he watched this Saturday had left some evidence afterall.
"Jelly beans fluid?" Harry laughed nervously.
"Yeah, sure, the one that comes out of your cock."

Harry coughed, "I'll get a mop and clean it up." Louise held his arm and raised him up by his collar, "Harry, you dare nut in the living room and I'mma break your sack,"
"Y-Yes sir!"
He left Harry and Harry ran inside.

"Horny teen brats," Louise shook his head and lit a cigarette. He looked at Anna standing in their front yard, "Why are you roaming around here?" He asked.
"No, I—I just came here to wish you Happy New Year," Anna smiled.
Louise blew out smoke and walked towards her, "Seems like Anna developed a brain tumor,"
"WHAT THE FUCK—I DID NOT! AND EW! YOU REEK OF ALCOHOL!" She covered her nose.

"That's because I've been drinking. It's new year after all," Louise said, "So, you've wished me, now get lost" Louise said and Zalia punched his head.
"THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TREAT A GUEST!" Zalia shouted. Her face was red. She was obviously drunk. Zalia smiled at Anna, "That's it! I'll be dating girls now!"
"No thanks, I don't want more bitches around me," Louise said and got punched again.

"BE NICE!"
He turned towards Anna, "Let's have a drink together,"
"I'm underage" Anna said.
"Yeah, someone who wears pink lingerie definitely is underage" Louise said.
"WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOWS THAT?!" Anna covered her chest.

"Louise, what colour lingerie are you wearing?" Zalia asked. She was obviously drunk.
"I don't wear lingerie," He said.
"WHY?!"
"Because I ain't got no boobs, bitch,"
"Then, get some!"

Everyone ignored her, "Aren't you drunk?" Anna asked Louise, "I mean you were drinking but you seem fine,"
"I don't get drunk so easily," Louise said, "She's a lightweight though,"
Harry came out with a mop and cleaned the entrance.

"Have you ever got drunk?" Anna asked Louise.
"Brother got drunk once, then he undressed and kissed a dog" Harry said. 
"I want every detail Harry," He might be kissing another one tonight.

"Harry," Louise said. Harry punched himself, "No leaking family information,"
"Yes. Harry once peed in the yard with no pants on and our neighbor's son saw him."
"NO LEAKING FAMILY INFO!"
"Also, when he was in seventh grade, he sneezed and shitted his pants—"
"NO!"
"When I was in tenth grade, I saw—"
"NO!"

"Guys, come inside. It's new year. We'll cry together," Zalia said.
"Fine. MJ, if you're done eating grass, join us," Louise said.
"WAIT—NO FAIR! YOU FOUND ME AGAIN! MY CAMOUFLAGE WAS PERFECT!" MJ said.
"You're a thousand years too young to beat my eyes" Louise said.

"Ugh!" MJ followed Louise. Anna, Tres, Louise, Harry and MJ entered the living room with Zalia. She grabbed Louise's arm and sat beside him.
"This is not your boyfriend's place. Put something on. We have guests," Louise picked up her trouser from the floor. Zalia took another beer can but Louise grabbed it from her, "You're completely drunk. Stop drinking," 

"NO! I WANNA DRINK! MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME, LUI!"
"Nothing new,"
"HE SAID HE ONLY DATED ME CUZ I'M RICH! HE DOESN'T LOVE ME! WHY DO I ALWAYS FIND COMPLETE DICKS AND ASSES!" Zalia started crying.
"Maybe God is trying to tell you something," Harry said.
"Like you should grow a dick too?" MJ asked.
"I couldn't care less. Your relationships never last, anyway," Louise said.

"BUT I WANNA FIND A GOOD GUY AND MARRY AND SETTLE DOWN!"
"Then find a good guy, not supermodel dicks,"
"LUI! DON'T BE SO COLD! COMFORT ME!" She hugged Louise.
"MJ, say something to comfort her. I'm bad at comforting people" Louise said.

"Zalia, don't worry, you are hot as fuck, I've jacked off to you. You'll find another guy easily," MJ said, as serious as a dead fish.
"Louise, get me a plastic bag" Zalia said.
"You wanna puke?" Louise said.
"NO! I WANNA SUFFOCATE HIM TO DEATH!" Zalia said.

"What's going on? Is this a new year party or a break up party or a drinking party or a suffocation party or just a jacking off party?" Anna said.
"All maybe?" Tres said.
"I couldn't care less! Hey! Where's the food?" MJ moved towards Zalia.
"UGH!" Zalia groaned and kicked MJ between his legs.

"Well there goes my chances of having children then," He fell, "YOU BITCH! UGH! NO!"
"Show some respect. Say 'Ms Zalia', MJ," Anna smirked.
"SHUT UP! SHUT IT" MJ lay down and rolled up, while pressing his crotch.
"Zalia, you should not play with a guy's future like that," Louise said.

"Whatever," She turned on the stereo and held the beer can like a mike,
"These boys ain't shit!" She shouted as MJ cried in the background.

https://youtu.be/Nyc9rCGllmk

"What?" Kate stood on his door and Brandon stood before him.
"Dad said he wants to meet you." Brandon smiled.
"Why? Don't tell me you told him about us?"
"Eh? Was I not supposed to?" 

"YOU SON OF A BITCH! SHIT! DO YOU LACK BRAINS OR WHAT?!" Kate pulled his hair, "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE!"
"Kate, look at the good side,"
"And that is?"
"I get to take you home,"
"ONLY TO GET ME FUCKED IN THE ASS!"

"Yes,"
"I'M NOT JOKING!"
"Me neither,"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

-To be continued

Kate Roberts
All I Want Is you baby