All I Want for Christmas is a little more junk
Something to unwrap and throw in a trunk
Keep it in the house for twenty years
Then toss it in the trash
And shed no tears

Can't get enough
Get enough
Just a little more stuff
But the feeling moves on like a wisp of smoke
In a puff

It needs a carbon footprint that's right in step
Politically correct and technically adept
Wrapped with ribbons and a brand new Bose
Would be real nice
Don't you suppose?

If it's made in China that would be a plus
Who needs a job, what's all the fuss?
Click on Amazon they ship for free
Then let's move on
Without apology

Can't get enough
Get enough
Just a little more stuff
If your credit card's maxed to the top
Well, that's just tough

All I Want for Christmas is a little more bling
To let my eyes twinkle at one more thing
Like a crow looking down at a diamond ring
Alive with fire
But attached with strings


© RDBrooks, 2013