All I need is someone who loves me.

don't care for sleek and fancy jets 

and Italian sports cars,

the Hollywood glitterati, and movie stars

vacations at world-class resorts and spas.

All I need is someone who loves me.

I can take or leave the sailing to

exotic destinations on luxurious yachts,

cocktails with the jet-set and super smart.

All I need is someone who loves me

I have no desire to own a masterpiece

or any other great work of art,

purchased from auction houses bid and sold, exquisite pieces of jewelry 

dripping with diamonds and gold.

All I need is someone who loves me.

I'm not interested in a chalet 

nestled on a swiss ski resort,

or sailing on a luxury liner 

to every foreign port,

that would be my last resort.

All I need is someone who loves me.

Soaking up the sun is not my idea of fun, 

if truth be told,

the south pacific islands leave me cold,

diving for sunken Caribbean treasures,

I'm not so bold.

For I have my pirate's bounty right here at home,

and I do not need to ever roam.

All I need is someone who loves me.