Antonio yawned and sat up, looking towards the clock.

1 0 : 3 7 am.

Antonio shot up like a rocket.
"MIERDA!" He screeched, stripping off his pajamas.
He was going to be late!
He through on a yellow plaid long sleeve shirt and some brown skinny pants. He slid on some socks and red sneakers. He brushed is teeth as fast as he could, before he dropped some toothpaste on his shirt.
"Jesús María y José!"
He pulled his shirt off and threw on a now red t-shirt before running out the door.

Antonio ran down the street, turning a quick corner, before running into a certain American.
"Dude! Watch where you're– ... Toni!?"
The loud American exclaimed, before embracing the smaller man in a tight hug.
"Heh... Hello, Alfred! Haha... I'm just going to... Squeeze by."
Antonio said as he tried to slide out off the tight grip. But, no luck.
"Aw, dude! Don't be a stranger? How are you? How's the wife and kids?"
"I'm gay."
"Oh, yeah, that's right. Me too!"
"I know."
Alfred looked awkward as the usually happy and upbeat hottie sounded angry. Alfred released the Spaniard from his grip, revealing grocery bags he had happen to have the whole time.
"What's wrong, dude?"

    Antonio looked irritated, and especially sexy in that moment as he gave of a muy furioso.
"Oh! I'm muy furioso! My day has been terrible so far! I was supposed to meet Maira to go shopping 35 minutes ago and it's..." He looked at his watch.
"11 am!" He sounded disappointed.
"And I got toothpaste on my shirt..."
He added, not too disappointed since he hated shirt, but he still was annoyed.
"I'm sorry, bro." Alfred said, before he got an idea.

    Alfred grabbed Antonio's hand.
"Come with me! And you'll see!"
"A world of my imagination?"
"Nope!"
"Then why'd you start singing that?"
"Because you're coming with me!"
Alfred dragged him to Forever 21.
"Is this where she'll be?"
"No... She said she was at Old Navy... Which is all the way down the street!"
The lazy Spaniard whined.
Alfred turned his back to the Antonio.
"Get on my back, Toni."

    Antonio did so, looking confused.
"Why, though?"
Alfred started trotting with Antonio on his back.
"What are you doing?!"
"I'm getting you to the stoooore!"
Alfred trotted up to the store to see some blonde and Maira.
She looked at the two.
"Toni! You're late! And, look, Arthur wanted to join our shopping spree!"
The British man glared at them both.
Antonio was silent.
Alfred was too.

    The duo looked at each other before back at Maira and Arthur.
Antonio patted Alfred's shoulder.
"ONWARD MY BLONDE STALLION!"
"NEEEEIGHHHH!!!"
Alfred kicked a leg up in the au as he started running down the street.
They laughed as Maira and Arthur chased them.
"TOOOOONNNIIIII!! ALFREED!!"
Alfred tripped and fell, taking Antonio down with him.

And they lived happily ever after.
Even if they looked like two idiots in Old Navy with Dora The Explorer and Hello Kitty band-aids on their knees
and faces.
They even smooched a little while touching the mannequins butts.

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LOOK AT THAT @A-merica
IT'S THAT AMERISPA YOU REQUESTED AND I'M SORRY I DIDN'T WRITE IT SOONER!!!
BUT A SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY THE ONE AND ONLY MairaHavana
*audience screams and claps*
Guys this isn't Ellen.