11: NOT A BIG DEAL
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ORION

I silently watched her flipped on her book, enjoying whatever words were scribbled on it.

Okay, what's with reading by the way? Even the ugly Unicorn I had in hell loves to read. That's something I do not understand, what's in a book huh?

But that book is not the case here.

The little bitch is obviously ignoring me.

I hate to be ignored.

I really hate it.

Should I just drag her ass to hell?

Obviously no. Raffy would surely butt in.

Uh I hate Raffy.

I hate that holy stick stuck on his butt that's why he's annoying and he has sworn his loyalty to dad. Well, sooner or later, he's going to realize too that dad's a jerk and a total asshole.

I remember being shoved with holiness once too and it was boring because dad was a total idiot.

Ah, why is everything so annoying?

Muli kong ibinalik ang tingin sa harapan ko. She wasn't smiling and I am pretty sure she's upset right now. Do not tell me siya pa ang may ganang magalit?

Hey, she burnt my toast, the coffee is too bitter and she didn't entertain me in anyway as we had breakfast!

Ngayon sabihin n'yo sa akin kung bakit siya ang nag-inarte ngayon when in fact I have all the rights to throw tantrums!

"Hey angel."

As expected, no response.

So I pulled a pillow and throw it on the floor.

She watched the poor thing hits somewhere on the floor but who cares? I shouldn't be ignored, that's what matters.

Tumayo siya at pinulot iyon, putting it on her lap and resumed reading.

Now that's double the annoyance I felt a while ago.

I opted to throw her book outside the window. I snapped and in a second, there goes the book.

Uh uh.

Mabilis na napatingin siya sa akin. I just sat comfortably on her bed, enjoying the sheer level of comfort I had and satisfaction of watching her pay attention to me.

"Paano mo ginawa iyon?" tanong niya.

"You mean tossing your book out the window nang hindi man lamang lumalapit sayo?" I wriggled my brow. "What part of I am the devil you do not understand huh? Kahit ikaw pa itapon ko sa bintana while I sat here comfortably, how about that?"

She facepalmed and again, started ignoring me.

For the nth time I hate to be ignored!

Like how bitch was able to do that?

I am the most good looking angel- or maybe ex-angel. I have a body to die for. I AM EVERYTHING. Why does this bitch seems not to notice that?

"Kanina mo pa ako hindi pinapansin," sabi ko. "And it's making me mad."

Still, no reply.

"Do you want to watch porn with me?" I blurted out, receving a disgusted look from her. "Or how about make porn with me?"

My dick deserves the best and I know this bitch is boring in bed. I could tell by how she moves. I am certain no dick has ever been up somewhere near her and that's a shame. Kahit ang paraan ng pagbukas niya ng bibig, I could tell immediately she's bad at blowjobs and definitely would complain if she'll be asked to drop on her knees and do the bitch position.

So bad it hurts to think.

Uh.

"You are seriously ignoring me," komento ko. "What is wrong with you?"

She sucked air and pulled her hair in frustration. "No, what's wrong with you?!"

Uh uh. She's mad.

I pouted. "You mad?"

She kicked on the chair or something. Walang lakas ang ginawa niya dahil hindi man lamang iyon natinag but I could tell she is venting out her anger.

This should be fun, I suppose.

"Ikaw, ikaw ang problema ko."

I crossed my legs and watched her. "Okay, go on."

"Why are you here? Bakit mo ba ako ginugulo ha? Bakit mo ako pinagmumukhang baliw? Kung totoo ka man o hindi, can you just leave me alone? You're so hard to bear! You're mean and all. You always want to kill me when your mood is on. Ginugulo mo ang buhay ko! You throw my stuff out. You're mean and acts like I am your slave. Seriously, pwede bang mawala ka na lamang at hahayaan mo akong mabuhay nang matiwasay?" litanya niya. The way she shakes tell me her anger is on high level right now.

"Ops look who's mad," sambit ko at tumayo. Lumapit ako sa kanya habang dahan-dahang inaalis ang suot kong pang-itaas na damit. I enjoyed watching her eyes grew big as I approached.

This is so fun to watch.

"Anong ginagawa mo? Why are you stripping?!" tanong niya. Well well well, I like that panic in her voice.

"Guess what Angel?" I shot back with a smirk.

"Orion!"

"To be honest my name sounds good in your lips," komento ko. "Do you mind saying that again by syllable? OH-RA-YON, say it again angel."

She panicked when I stopped in front of her, tossing my shirt somewhere. It's annoying how she looks so afraid! I mean, hello, with this so gorgeous body and pretty face? Girls would definitely kneel, except for this woman who likes to make her genitals sad.

Muntik na siyang mapasigaw nang hinawakan ko ang kamay niya at hinila siya palapit sa malaking salamin.

"A-no ba! Anong ginagawa mo?!" she panicked.

Tumalikod ako sa kanya at mula sa repleksyon ng salamin ay nakita ko ang mukha niyang nabalot ng kuryosidad. Her lips parted open as her gaze fell on my back.

My scarred back.

You know that mark left when I decided Dad's a jerk and white is boring.

Black is sexy by the way so yeah, there goes that white wings goodbye.

"Anong nangyari sa likod mo?" tanong niya. Nabalot ng pag-aalala ang kanyang mukha. It was a genuine worry that crossed her face.

Okay that's like crossing the line. Alam kong ang pag-aalala niya ay katumbas ng awa. Should I break her neck instead?

"Siguro ang sakit nito noong sariwa pa," mahinang usal niya.

I nearly rolled my eyes. "Nah, not really. I do not even remember how it happened, besides I do not mind losing the boring white wings and trade it for a black and withered one. I do not mind losing the holiness shoved up my ass. Dad's a jerk. He has favorites and that's some sort of bad parenting. Also, you're so annoying."

I know that was so out of the topic but to be honest this woman is annoying. Ayaw ko na kinaaawaan. Hello, that happened so long ago and I'm so over it.

Bahagya siyang humakbang at mas sinipat pa ang peklat ko. The way her eyes followed the upside-down scar that was once where my pretty wings were placed. Her body went rigid, her eyes were full of curiosity but above all, pity.

I pulled her in front of me. "Times up Angel, no more examining of my back. Anyway, naniniwala ka na ba sa akin?"

Bitch crossed her arms and raised a brow. "Naniniwala sa?"

Oh fuck she's giving me headaches.

Why are humans so stupid?

"That I am the devil!"

Mukhang anumang oras ay matatawa siya ngunit pinigilan na lamang niya ang sarili. Bumaba ang tingin niya sa katawan ko. I noticed how her face turned red upon seeing my naked torso for just a split second!

Boring virgin bitch.

"Magdamit ka nga!" sabi niya at nag-iwas ng tingin.

"Nah, how about no? I walk naked in Hell like all the time. Aha, I know it! Do you want me to strip my pants off? Here they go-"

She swatted away my hand to prevent me from whatever. Okay, boooring! I looked good with my clothes, I look better half naked, I look the best in my birthday suit! Why is she depriving her eyes?

Boooring!

"Huwag mo nang ituloy ang binabalak mo or else..."

A playful smile crept my face. "Or else what, Angel?"

Napalunok siya at tila hindi alam kung ano ang idudugtong sa kanyang sinabi. I stepped forward at napaatras naman siya. I love that fear in her eyes.

"Or else what?" tanong ko ulit sa kanya, in hopes of hearing a good answer that can actually entertain me.

"Or else..." She bit her lower lip, her face was in desperation. Napapikit siya at huminga nang malalim bago diretsong tumingin sa akin. "Or else I will toss you out of my room!"

Toss?

What am I, a coin?

But that's actually fun.

She thinks she can.

"Go try, it doesn't matter how many times you toss me out, I will still be here," kibit-balikat na sagot ko. "Wanna try?"

Naguguluhang napatingin siya sa akin. Ngumisi ako sa kanya at walang salitang lumabas ng kwarto. I can hear her footsteps running towards the door followed by the locks.

Akala niya talaga ay hindi ako makakapasok.

Well this is a little fun.

Isang iglap lamang ay nasa loob na ako ng kanyang silid. She was still standing behind the door as if she's making sure I cannot enter ever again.

Mahinang tinapik ko siya sa balikat at muntik na siyang mapasigaw nang makita ako.

"Orion!"

I smirked. "Well, hello to you too!"

Nanlalambot ang tuhod na napaupo siya sa sahig. "Paano ka nakapasok?!"

"Do not underestimate the devil, Angel," sagot ko sa kanya at mas nilawakan pa ang ngisi sa kanya. Mukhang anumang oras ay aatakehin siya sa gulat at halos hindi makapaniwalang makita ako sa loob.

Being tossed out of this tiny room is not a big deal. I mean have you tried being tossed out of heavens all the way to hell because I did.

Not. A. Big. Deal.

Duh.

Kinalma niya ang sarili at lumayo sa akin. She picked ny shirt from the floor and tossed it to me. Sinalo ko iyon ngunit hindi nag-abalang isuot.

"I'm heading somewhere so sana pagbalik ko wala ka na rito. You have nothing to steal here anyway so kung ano man ang pakay mo, forget it and just leave," sabi niya.

I watched her pulled a cardigan from her wardrobe and wore it. Kumuha rin siya ng sapatos at sinuot iyon, completely ignoring me.

"Where are you going?" I asked. I feel like tagging and annoy her.

"I'm going for a walk," sagot niya.

For a walk?

"Okay let's go."

Napatigil siya at napatingin sa akin. "Orion, you're not coming with me."

Mean.

That's just mean.

"Why not?" I sulked.

"Dahil aalis ka na," she replied.

Bitch I'm what?

"Who said I'm leaving?" I asked, crossing my arms. Nah, I get to decide, not her.

"Orion, kailangan mo nang bumalik sa inyo kung tagasaan ka man. Hindi ka man lamang ba nababahala na hinahanap ka ng mga magulang mo o kung sino mang kasama mo sa bahay?" she asked, resuming to lace up her shoes.

"It's not like my slaves are going to look for me, oh I mean they will pero wala silang magagawa kundi maghintay. Slaves do not question their master's affair," sagot ko sa kanya. I throw my shirt over my head, ready to go with her.

"Or your parents," she added, sounding desperate to send me away. "Orion nag-aalala ang mga magulang kapag nawawala ang anak nila."

"Well on my case, no one's worrying okay? And you're wrong, hindi lahat ng magulang ay mag-aalala. I mean, have you met my dad? He's the world's worst parent."

She sighed. "You really have issues with your family."

"But I'm over it," I replied. I am so over my jerk dad. Who cares if he has a new favorite? Who cares if he spread false rumours about me? Who cares if he tossed me out of heavens? Wala akong pake! I am long over it!

"You're crying."

Bitch said what?

She was looking at me with tenderness in her eyes.

I am what?

Mabilis na kinapa ko ang mukha, only to find some traitorous tears. Huh, I'm crying?

No fucking way.

It's tears of joy.

I'm just so happy I lost contact with jerk people a.k.a. Dad.

"I'm not crying, this is my cum overflowing," sagot ko, causing her to make a face.

Gone was the tenderness in her eyes.

Just pure disgust.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

I found her off button.

I knew how to make her not pity me because of the hierarchy of the things I hate the most, Dad's the top and pity is the second.

Mabilis na tinalikuran niya ako, grabbing her keys off the side. "Aalis na ako, I hope wala ka na pagbalik ko."

Before I could reply, she opened the door to exit only to find a man with deep dark eyebags and growing stubbles. He looked like he haven't got an hour or so of sleep.

In short someone who looks haggard.

"Faith..." sabi ng lalaki.

I saw how Angel stiffened as she took a step backward.

"Jack..."

Wait, I'm out of the loop. Who's this haggard man by the way?

"Love..." He took a step, grabbing angel by her waist for a hug.

I can sense Angel's fear and panic.

I know it! It's her jerk of a boyfriend.

"Love I missed you so much," bulong ng lalaki at mas hinigpitan pa ang yakap. Ew, angel must probably smelt him reek in alcohol. I can tell by standing from a distance.

Mabilis na tinulak siya ni Angel palayo.

"Jack, leave! Bumalik ka na sa pamilya mo!" she said.

Oh so this is the man, the reason why she tried to kill herself? What the fuck he doesn't even look half gorgeous as I am! He is not worth the suicide attempt!

No appeal. Plain guy with a dick. I am even sure his dick is not worth the life Angel was about to throw away.

Bitch almost fucking waste her life over this ugliness?

I am so disappointed.

"Faith bumalik ka na sa akin," walking haggard said.

Huh his audacity!

"Jack umalis ka na! Niloko mo ako nang ilang taon-"

I decided to butt in.

"Excuse me, this ia getting intense so Angel, mind making me popcorns before proceeding?" tanong ko at ngumisi nang sabay silang napalingon sa akin.

The walking haggard just looked even haggard when he saw me.

"You're with a man inside your room?" galit na sabi nito.

Angel looked like she's about to explain. "Jack-"

"I'm not just a man, okay? I mean have you seen my face? I was once heaven's prettiest but now it's extended to hell."

But walking haggard ignored me at tila nagalit pa nang humarap kay Angel. "You won't even let me touch you and then you keep a man in your room?"

Opsie, walking haggard is mad.

I cannot blame Angel though.

If I were a woman, I wouldn't let him touch me too!

I deserve the best, not this walking haggard.

"Jack-"

Bigla niyang tinulak palayo si Angel. "Mali ang pagkakakilala ko sayo Faith! You're a secret bitch!"

Huh, I hate to break it up to him but everyone is a secret bitch!

Angel tried to explain as she clung towards him ngunit malutong na sampal sa mukha ang natamo ng huli mula sa walking haggardness.

Bastard!

I was about to mediate but then walking haggardness pulled a gun.

Ops.

"I waited patiently for years and then this is what I get?" galit na sabi nito at kinasa ang baril, pointing it to Angel who looks scared as fuck.

This man is crazy.

Probably in high dose.

I really need some popcorn to enjoy this little show.

"Mali ang iniisip mo Jack-" she looked so scared right now.

"Kung hindi ka rin naman mapapasaakin Faith, no one will have you!" sigaw nito.

"Okay, okay that's enough," lumapit ako sa kanila at tinulungang tumayo si Angel. She was shaking right now at nanlalambot ang kanyang mga tuhod.

"Huwag kang makialam dito!" walking haggard shouted. "Parehas ko kayong papatayin!"

I smiled and took a step forward. "Why?"

"Wag kang lumapit!" he said hysterically, holding the gun firmer.

"Orion, don't! He will shoot you!" Angel warned.

So what?

"What do you desire, you walking haggardness?" tanong ko nang tuluyan akong makalapit sa kanya, holding the gun by the nozzle and putting it down from pointing at us.

Napakurap ito at bahagya pang nanginginig. "I want Faith. I get challenged by demure and conservative girls because they are surely wild in bed."

I heard angel gasped in disgust. She was tearing so much due to fear and other emotions combined.

"Asshole," I murmured at the walking haggardness. Tila nagising ito sa kung ano man at muling itinutok sa akin.

"No one's going to benefit from her!" sigaw nito ulit.

I shrugged and crossed my arms, watching him with disgust. "What sort of drugs are you in, uh, I'm sure you're going to hell so I'll assign you to scrub my toilet one day."

"Shut up! Papatayin ko kayo!" he said angrily, making angel shiver.

Huh as if I'm scared.

"Go ahead," I challenged him the same time Angel begged him not to do anything.

The next thing I knew, the gun was pointed at her and there was a loud bang that echoed inside the room along with Angel's scream.

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