Amazing Aussies™

[ Dad, Caroline, Reyna ]

Caroline 🌻
How is California
treating my favorite
girl?
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Awe, Care, I didn't mean
the groupchat had to
be used now. You could
have waited.
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Caroline 🌻
Oh shush, I wanted to
check on you! Plus you
did ditch me on my
birthday for Cody and
a bunch of your friends,
so 🐸
delivered

Well I think we see
where I get my extra™
genes from.
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Daddio 💙
But Reyna... she's not
biologically your
mother... you don't
share any genetics
with her... and I
married her when you
were 15... she didn't
have some huge
influence on your
childhood... You've
been extra since the
day you started talking.
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Wow Dad, thanks for
exposing me.
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Daddio 💙
No problem, my
precious and eldest
daughter.
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Caroline 🌻
She gets it from me
Liam, wyd with your life?
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Yeah, Dad. Y r u the
way u r?
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Daddio 💙
Did you really just make
me read that mess with
my own two eyes?
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Yes.
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Caroline 🌻
Anyways, how is
California?? How is Cody
and Hoechlin and JR
and the rest of the cast?
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Asking about Hoech
and JR, huh? 👀
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Caroline 🌻
12/10 would leave your
dad for either of them.
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Daddio 💙
That was the sound of
my heart breaking.
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Oh please, we all know
you both have lists of
celebrities that you
would leave each other
for. You talk about
them all the time.
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Daddio 💙
No need to expose us,
Reyna. Gosh.
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And to get back to your
question, Care: California
is great. I've missed
everyone and the sun so
much. New York is too
goddamn cold in the winter
but I somewhat love the
snow.
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Caroline 🌻
Fun fact: I'm 40 years
old and I've never seen
the snow.
delivered

#AussieProblems
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Daddio 💙
It's not all that great,
honey. It's cold and
wet and gross.
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He's not wrong.
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Caroline 🌻
Still.
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Hoech is great, he just
told me to tell you hi,
happy birthday, and he
loves you for sacrificing
time with me so that
they get me.
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Caroline 🌻
He loves me 😍👌
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JR is great and still as
hot as ever. He said to
tell you that when you
decide to leave Dad, he's
here to run away to
Hawaii with you.
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Daddio 💙
No. Just no.
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And Cody is great. We're
about to go out to dinner
with some of the cast
though, so we could Skype
tonight once we get home
for birthday wishes and
stuff? Just your crew and
me, if you want.
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Caroline 🌻
But Cody 😍
delivered

Fine, he can be included.
But I'll talk to you guys
later, love you. 💜
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Caroline 🌻
I love Hoech and JR.
Have fun!
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Caroline 🌻
Oh, and I guess I love
you and Cody too
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Daddio 💙
Have fun, talk to you later,
bug. Love you!
read | 8:25 p.m.

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and there's proof my characters can have healthy relationships with their families and reyna has the best relationships with both sides.

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