Reyna Mason | reynacruz
Since Reese gets in today, I figured I'll live tweet the drive to the airport, the airport experience, and then some quotes afterwards instead of a billions pics on instagram.

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
Cody is being grumpy and doesn't want to get out of bed. He's acting as if I tired him out last night. 😂

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
To clarify that last tweet, we played Monopoly with Caroline and Keegan. The girls were asleep [Aves in his lap] and Dad just watched us. The game took forever and then I gloated that I beat him [by $17] for like two hours. This is us.

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
Caroline literally walked in the room drinking a capri sun just to dump a glass of water on him and tell him that he's getting kicked out if he doesn't go pick up her favorite Maxwell child.

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
I would take offense to that if my last name was Maxwell, but Reese is the only one, so

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
We have to stop and get a quick McBreakfast since someone took so long getting out of bed.

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
I feel like pushing you down a flight of stairs and then going back to bed. Stop live tweeting my torture and throwing shade at me. reynacruz

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
Oh shush, you love me too much to push me down the stairs.

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
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Reyna Mason | reynacruz
... He pushed me down the stairs. He actually did it.

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
I regret to inform you all that I told him I was breaking up with him for it and his response was "Does this mean I can go back to bed?" #ripreydy

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
Oh Lord, #ripreydy is now trending. It was a joke. I didn't actually break up with him for pushing me down the stairs. Jfc guys.

user | usera
Woah, Cody is abusive?? What is happening??

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
Oh for fuck's sake, it was literally three stairs. It didn't even hurt. This is literally how we've always been? He's not abusive. usera

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
Apparently I have to take over live tweets because she's driving, since I'm too tired to do it. So here goes nothing.

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
She is loudly singing along to her Taylor Swift album and I want to bash my head against the window send help.

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
"No eating in the car" she says before we go through the "Maccas" drive through and get breakfast to eat on the way to the airport. Okay, Reyna. #logic

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
She finished her iced coffee and has moved on to mine. Brb, gotta break up with her so I can revoke her iced coffee privileges. #ripreydy

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
I told her I was breaking up with her and she just looked at me and said "No." So I guess I'm stuck with her for the rest of my life. What a burden.

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
Why does she know all the words to these angsty songs?? Why do I find myself liking track number 13 so much? Why is Reyna sitting there crying about how she needs new Taylor Swift music? No one knows the answers.

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
The road rage in my small girlfriend is a little terrifying sometimes. Jesus Christ.

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
"Babae, you're just being a p*ssy. Stop crying over how I get angry over the dumbass drivers here in Australia." "We're going to die."

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
We just parked at the airport and I literally threw myself out of the car. Bless this ground and the fact that I will be driving us home, not Road Rage Reyna.

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
Awe, what a cute nickname my boyfriend gave me! I love him so much! How delightful!

Reyna Cruz | reynacruz
Since we're too lazy to get cheap tickets and go through security, we're just waiting for my dork of a brother out in the lobby. Bless him for no longer being an "unaccompanied minor".

Reese | reesemaxwell
I just got off the plane, why are my sister and her boyfriend such a mess? #imbreakingupwiththem

Reese | reesemaxwell
Just kidding. Stopping to grab some Starbucks on my way through the airport.

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
Get me a vanilla bean frap, ya dingo. reesemaxwell

Reese | reesemaxwell
I'll think about it. reynacruz

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
You better get her one. She just looked up at me with tears in her eyes and said, "I'll disown the little slut if I don't get one." P.S. get me an iced coffee, please. reesemaxwell

Reese | reesemaxwell
Fiiiiine. You're lucky that I love you guys. See you in a few minutes.

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
Reyna is literally bouncing with excitement and keeps muttering slut under her breath. Why is that his nickname? The world may never know.

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
I don't just call him slut. Sometimes I call him "you slut" or "you ignorant slut". God, Cody. ReallyCody

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
She just saw Reese and literally dropped her phone, then took off running. I don't think I've ever seen him look so frightened.

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
Miraculously, her phone screen didn't shatter and she didn't knock Reese over. And she was successfully surprised by his two companions. 😉

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
What the fuck he brought Athena and Selene with him I'm literally crying right now

Reese | reesemaxwell
I got the cats all up to date for international travel [okay, so maybe Cody paid but shh] and we surprised her with the cats. I've never seen more joy in Reyna's eyes than when she saw Selene.

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
Reunited with my baby brother [and my baby girl] and it feels so good. [heart]

Reese | reesemaxwell
I'm literally not even a baby, Reyna Elaine. I'm almost an adult. reynacruz

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
Shhhh, you'll always be a baby to me. reesemaxwell

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
Reese is giving Reyna a piggy back ride through the airport and to the car while I haul his luggage. When did I become a pack mule?

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
Reyna let him have the aux cord and now we're listening to Aly & AJ and they're both crying because they need new music from them. And Reyna keeps mumbling something about Peyton Chase? #whatthehellisshetalkingabout

alice | aliceyhickens
She's talking about Aly's character in iZombie. You're such a flop of a boyfriend. ReallyCody

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
Oh. Well. I feel dumb now. aliceyhickens

user | userb
I feel like Reyna and Reese are those siblings that cry over everything together.

Reese | reesemaxwell
That's because we are. userb

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
Reese and Cody are making us stop for lunch. Maybe if Cody had woken up on time and Reese weren't a weirdo, we wouldn't be in this boat.

user | userc
Didn't you guys just get breakfast? reynacruz

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
He just had a breakfast burrito and a hashbrown from Maccas, while I had two iced coffees. I had cereal before he woke up though. 😂 userc

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
Reyna "I'm not hungry" Mason just ordered more food than I did, so I call bullshit on her complaint about us stopping for lunch. 👀

Reyna Mason | reynzcruz
Okay, so I might have been hungry, but my boy got a great picture of Reese and me, so it all works out, right?

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
Caroline just texted us and told us not to come home until we've gone and had fun, so apparently Reyna is taking us on a nature hike. So one of us may die. Just a warning.

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
Cody is just being a baby again, no one is gonna die. Thank god I'm wearing leggings and a sports top today, though. 😂

Reese | reesemaxwell
We just had to stop at a store and buy harnesses + leashes for the girls. It's gonna be an adventure. #prayforus

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
She's driving now because she knows where she's going. #ReturnOfRoadRageReyna

Reese | reesemaxwell
I love that Cody is acting like he's never ridden in the car with Reyna before. She is a ball of road rage, which he 110% knows. #RoadRageReynaReigns #nopunintended

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
We just got out of the car and I'm reading their tweets. Never have I been more offended by my brother and my boyfriend than I am right this second. #wow

Reese | reesemaxwell
The look on Cody's face when Reyna pulled her shirt off was priceless. This is my ship and I love it so much. #reydy

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
I just wasn't expecting it, Reese. [laugh] No need to expose me on Twitter for being surprised/attracted to my girlfriend. reesemaxwell

Reyna Mason | reynamason
The cats are enjoying this hike more than the boys are. Is it bad I'm laughing?

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
I just watched Reese trip over his own feet and end up in a heap on the ground. I've never laughed so hard and cherished an opportunity to expose him more than this one.

Reese | reesemaxwell
Wow, thanks, Cody. Love you, too. ReallyCody

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
They really are bickering in real life, if you wanted to know. It's refreshing to see them bickering with someone that's not me.

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
What a babe, what a view, what a day. Couldn't ask for better.

In this picture | Reyna Mason

Reese | reesemaxwell
And you didn't even give me creds for the picture. I feel like I should be more offended. ReallyCody

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
Oh, shush, child. Just be glad I even used it. reesemaxwell

Reyna Mason | reynacruz
And now they're whining, so we're heading back to the car so we can go back to the house and Reese can see everyone!

Cody Christian | ReallyCody
And she just tossed her phone at Reese and said "I'm done with Twitter for today, let's live in the moment". So that's where this ends. Thanks everyone for keeping up with us. We're almost as entertaining as the Kardashians, huh? #notreally

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here's another fic i'm updating just one ch of in an attempt to find motivation for the gc after it.

countdown | 12 chapters

manips | pychohale

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