MY FATHER HAS WATTPAD!

First off, why? What the point, is he trying to be cool???

Next, WHAT IN THE FLYING NAME OF HADES?!

A poem, dedicated to my father.

Dad, SexyApollo

The username is way too much,
Makes me grossed out and such,
Just please, don't embarrass me,
Not in front of Nico please,
And certainly you must know,
That username gets you a big #no.

Love,
Will