Dedicated to bookloverforever22 for spamming me with reminds to "JUST DO IT" (which I finally understand that's a meme(that I've been shipped with (EW) and I've used wayy too much ()s Imma stop)) ON WITH THE- what am I supposed to call this?

Oh yeah a joke that I found on the Internet. Great Britain and America are having a competition on which president can fuck up the country the best. Britain is winning but America has a trump card. (ARGH IM STALLING IM SORRY THIS STORY JUST EMBARRASSES THE CRAP OUT OF ME)

This is incredibly racist and I know it, if you're from Korea or incredibly loyal to it, read at your own risk and please don't get mad at me for it. Same if you're a trump supporter. Or a Mexican, definitely that. I don't believe any of the crap he says about this, it's just a fanfic please don't be butthurt.

Trump Pov. I climbed out of my daughter's personalized pink jet with a Barbie sticker on the wing. Ivana insisted I used this one out of my other 50 jets, and with that pretty pout, how could I say no? I mean, I think I'd date her. If I wasn't already married. 3 times. The third one doesn't speak English just right but it's great. I see her on holidays. Terrific! I walked into the trump tower, which was once the tallest all glass structure in Manhattan. If not for the new Manhattan Tower, it still would have been. Maybe I should hire some demolishers to get rid of it. That would be terrific! I wanted to meet my tenants today and grace them with my presence. It's not everyday someone gets to see the future president of the United States. Most of my tenants are going to attend my speech right here at this very spot. If they didn't, they weren't true republicans, and I couldn't consider them my friends of course. I walked into the beautiful waiting area of my tower and slid through the gaping people staying there and through my room. I could hear the shouts of the excited people who were able to see me in real life for the first time. I smirked. Perfect, I'm being admired just like I should be. I pushed through the crowd and into the elevators. It took me to the 26th floor, which was my floor.
I reached the safety of my suite and smirked. Not everyone can be me, and that's why I'm so popular. Suddenly the door opened and my personal bellboy rushed in.

"There's a man in our hotel!" He cried. I frowned. "Then go give him the tour and make sure he likes it."

He shook his head. "It's the Korean chairman, Kim Jong un!" The words were worse than being raped by the Mexicans. This was a bad wall worthy situation. Unfortunately I couldn't just build a wall around the Korean chairman. Although that would be a great display to put on. Would make get me a lot of business, definitely. Totally not great! Just like America! Obviously I had to meet the fellow future president, discuss plans. He planned to bomb China, just like I planned to bomb Syria soon. It's just a matter of time. Of course just business. It's not like I wanted to buy him like my other 3 wives!

As The elevator dinged and opened. I saw Un turn his face in my direction. I nearly lost my breath. More like it was stolen by the way his double chin jiggled as he turned and his black soulless eyes stared into mine. My wives never made me feel this way and they felt incredibly distant at this one moment.

Kim pov
I turned my head as the elevator opened, only to see the most breathtaking invention of man that has ever been created(A/N in a bad way 😒 the racism of this man is breathtaking). I saw a few strands of his beautiful, scruffed hair, and wanted to stroke it. I had never seen anything like it.  I knew this was the legendary, world famous, soon to be president Donald trump, I walked up to him and he asked me, "don't you think this is just great?" He says.  I force myself not to shriek like little girl worker. I hold out my hand to shake.

"Yes, great," I try the American word on my tongue.

Wall builder Pov
I look down onto Jong un's hand. Would it be safe to touch him? I highly doubted he'd carry any oversea diseases, but the doctor I had bought always said, 'now Donald, always remember, one can't be too careful.' But for a man this beautiful, he deserved my hand shake. Before I let go, I leaned in, closer to un's face. "Come to my presidential speech ." I muttered so that only he could hear. Then I let go of his hand and walked back to the elevator. I hoped he would come, so we could make sweet lo- sweet allies and bomb Syria. Then I'd make those Chinese dogs my bitches, with the help of Un's bombs. All to make America great again!

I stood there with my hand sticking out. I Shamefully watched Trump swing those hips like BoA(A/N: the Korean Brittany Spears). I would definitely be taking his offer on going.

*** time skip to after the speech because I'm too lazy to make one up here's the speech if you wanna watch it plz do its a hilarious parody***

I watched Trump walk of the podium, surrounded by his body guards. A gaggle of reporters(because the paparazzi are honking geese) were trying to break through the protective circle, but they wouldn't budge, like good body guards. I wanted to congratulate him, so I ran over to his protective circle. They let me in, and I found myself incredibly close to Trump's warm, sweaty body, effectively grasping and wringing all logic out of my mind like a wet Muslim veil gets watched. "Mr Trump-"

"Call me Donald," he said and smirked. "Kim Jong Un."

"Thankyou, Donald!" I blushed. Trump leaned down and stole a kiss. "I get that a lot."

Hiiiiiiiiiii!! I'm about to go to sleep but I've got a question for ya. This piece of shit is Fanfiction right? But what if someone who isn't a fan wrote this?! BECAUSE I HATE HIM WITH EVERY PART OF MY NONEXISTENT SOUL. Also, I'm going to apologize for the racism present in this fanfic. And my attitude throughout it was bitter as well, you guys have just seen a new side of me, which is what happens when I'm genuinely mad...... Plus the Amount of research I did  to write this.... Omg. WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS BECAUSE  THE WHOLE ENTIRE THING GOT DELETED AND I HAD TO DO IT AGAIN. I was even more mad..... Alright it's 3:45 AM and I need to sleep. Sweet dreams lovebugs!!!!