Me predicting the future/POSITIVE VS. NEGATIVE
Okay okay...I'll guess or predict what will happen on the future.
.. (hehehehe, well I wish it'll be this way!)
Scene #1: First day of school
POSITIVE ME:
Me: *sees a transferee then gets a one blank sheet of paper and writes "Hi! I'm Seariah, I wanna be your new friend!"
Transferee: *smiles* oh hey I'm ****** I bet you watch anime
Me: yeahh of course *-* let's be fwendies mothafudga *-*
Transferee: lol I made a friend in first day of school...I'm so glad
Me: Im glad I have a new friend *-*
NEGATIVE ME:
Me: *sees a transferee then gets a one blank sheet of paper and writes "Hi! I'm Seariah, I wanna be your new friend!"
Transferee: Not interested O.O
Me: ._. eh
Transferee: ....
Me: are you sure?
Transferee: yup.
Me: TT O TT okay!
Trasnferee: OK?
Me (in my head): OH SHIT!
Scene #2: Recess
POSITIVE ME
Me: Heyyy wanna share lunch orrr let's have recess together!
Transferee/friends: suuuureee, but you should treat me *-* haha jk, let's treat each other
Me: yeahhh so it's fair!
NEGATIVE ME:
Me: Heyyy wanna share lunch orrr let's have recess together!
Transferee: hm? O.o do you have a crush on me.
Me (in my head): HOLY SHIT NO I JUST WANNA MAKE FRIENDS
Scene #3: When teacher is gone
POSITIVE ME
Me: hey, umh...can you tell me more about urself?
Transferee/ friend: Sure! I got nothing else to do!
Me: yayy soo jjdjdjssbfdkdidd
NEGATIVE
Me: Me: hey, umh...can you tell me more about urself?
Transferee: are you one of my fangirls right now?! O.O
NEGATIVE AND POSTIVE (ALTOGETHER
Me (in my head ): HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS GUY'S ASS IS SO ASSUMING! I CAN'T IMAGINE MYSELF...but...without friends...HOLY SHIT I'LL BE DEAD.I WILL DEAL WITH THIS GUY TILL THE END OF MY LIFE BUT...I DONT WANNA BE MISTAKEN AS A FANGIRL... TT O TT *cries*
Transferee: oh uh sorry...well, I think you just wanna be friends!
Me: HOLY F*CKING SHIT, THIS GUY'S ASS FINALLY UNDERSTAND MY SITUATION HOLY MOTHER EARTH THANK YOU HALLELUJAH!
Transferee: hahahaha I see...well of course I wanna be friends...
Teacher in front: IM.STILL.HERE.
Me(in my head): HOLY SHT MA'AM HEARD ME.
Teacher in front: Becaude of cussing! You'll be assigned to clean the classroom everyday!
Me (in my head): HOLY SHT...hmmm...I guess it'll be fine...so that if my mom asks if why I come home late from school I'll say because it's my cleaners but...if I do this everyday...holy crap my mom will notice this so...IM DOOMED AF HELP MEHHHHH
Everyone: *laughs*
Me: WTF you guys! DEADPOOL, SAITAMA, KORO-SENSEI, GOKU, BATMAN, KARMA, NAGISA AND THE OTHER STRONG MEMBERS...TORTURE THEM...OH AND YOU *POINTS AT KARMA* I LIKE YOUR TORTURES SO GO ON AND TORTURE THEIR ASSES
*** TO BE CONTINUED ***
lol so yeahhh that's all for predicting and POSITIVE VS. NEGATIVE!!!
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