ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND

SAM'L GABRIEL SONS & COMPANY

NEW YORK

Copyright, 1916,

by SAM'L GABRIEL SONS & COMPANY

NEW YORK

ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND

I--DOWN THE RABBIT-HOLE

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the 

bank, and of having nothing to do. Once or twice she had peeped into the 

book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in 

it, "and what is the use of a book," thought Alice, "without pictures or 

conversations?"

So she was considering in her own mind (as well as she could, for the 

day made her feel very sleepy and stupid), whether the pleasure of 

making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and 

picking the daisies, when suddenly a White Rabbit with pink eyes ran 

close by her.

There was nothing so very remarkable in that, nor did Alice think it so 

very much out of the way to hear the Rabbit say to itself, "Oh dear! Oh 

dear! I shall be too late!" But when the Rabbit actually took a watch 

out of its waistcoat-pocket and looked at it and then hurried on, Alice 

started to her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had never 

before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a watch to take 

out of it, and, burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after 

it and was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit-hole, under 

the hedge. In another moment, down went Alice after it!

[Illustration]

The rabbit-hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way and then 

dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that Alice had not a moment to think 

about stopping herself before she found herself falling down what seemed 

to be a very deep well.

Either the well was very deep, or she fell very slowly, for she had 

plenty of time, as she went down, to look about her. First, she tried to 

make out what she was coming to, but it was too dark to see anything; 

then she looked at the sides of the well and noticed that they were 

filled with cupboards and book-shelves; here and there she saw maps and 

pictures hung upon pegs. She took down a jar from one of the shelves as 

she passed. It was labeled "ORANGE MARMALADE," but, to her great 

disappointment, it was empty; she did not like to drop the jar, so 

managed to put it into one of the cupboards as she fell past it.

Down, down, down! Would the fall never come to an end? There was nothing 

else to do, so Alice soon began talking to herself. "Dinah'll miss me 

very much to-night, I should think!" (Dinah was the cat.) "I hope 

they'll remember her saucer of milk at tea-time. Dinah, my dear, I wish 

you were down here with me!" Alice felt that she was dozing off, when 

suddenly, thump! thump! down she came upon a heap of sticks and dry 

leaves, and the fall was over.

Alice was not a bit hurt, and she jumped up in a moment. She looked up, 

but it was all dark overhead; before her was another long passage and 

the White Rabbit was still in sight, hurrying down it. There was not a 

moment to be lost. Away went Alice like the wind and was just in time to 

hear it say, as it turned a corner, "Oh, my ears and whiskers, how late 

it's getting!" She was close behind it when she turned the corner, but 

the Rabbit was no longer to be seen.

She found herself in a long, low hall, which was lit up by a row of 

lamps hanging from the roof. There were doors all 'round the hall, but 

they were all locked; and when Alice had been all the way down one side 

and up the other, trying every door, she walked sadly down the middle, 

wondering how she was ever to get out again.

Suddenly she came upon a little table, all made of solid glass. There 

was nothing on it but a tiny golden key, and Alice's first idea was that 

this might belong to one of the doors of the hall; but, alas! either the 

locks were too large, or the key was too small, but, at any rate, it 

would not open any of them. However, on the second time 'round, she came 

upon a low curtain she had not noticed before, and behind it was a 

little door about fifteen inches high. She tried the little golden key 

in the lock, and to her great delight, it fitted!

[Illustration]

Alice opened the door and found that it led into a small passage, not 

much larger than a rat-hole; she knelt down and looked along the passage 

into the loveliest garden you ever saw. How she longed to get out of 

that dark hall and wander about among those beds of bright flowers and 

those cool fountains, but she could not even get her head through the 

doorway. "Oh," said Alice, "how I wish I could shut up like a telescope! 

I think I could, if I only knew how to begin."

Alice went back to the table, half hoping she might find another key on 

it, or at any rate, a book of rules for shutting people up like 

telescopes. This time she found a little bottle on it ("which certainly 

was not here before," said Alice), and tied 'round the neck of the 

bottle was a paper label, with the words "DRINK ME" beautifully printed 

on it in large letters.

"No, I'll look first," she said, "and see whether it's marked '_poison_' 

or not," for she had never forgotten that, if you drink from a bottle 

marked "poison," it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or 

later. However, this bottle was _not_ marked "poison," so Alice ventured 

to taste it, and, finding it very nice (it had a sort of mixed flavor of 

cherry-tart, custard, pineapple, roast turkey, toffy and hot buttered 

toast), she very soon finished it off.

* * * * *

"What a curious feeling!" said Alice. "I must be shutting up like a 

telescope!"

And so it was indeed! She was now only ten inches high, and her face 

brightened up at the thought that she was now the right size for going 

through the little door into that lovely garden.

After awhile, finding that nothing more happened, she decided on going 

into the garden at once; but, alas for poor Alice! When she got to the 

door, she found she had forgotten the little golden key, and when she 

went back to the table for it, she found she could not possibly reach 

it: she could see it quite plainly through the glass and she tried her 

best to climb up one of the legs of the table, but it was too slippery, 

and when she had tired herself out with trying, the poor little thing 

sat down and cried.

"Come, there's no use in crying like that!" said Alice to herself rather 

sharply. "I advise you to leave off this minute!" She generally gave 

herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it), and 

sometimes she scolded herself so severely as to bring tears into her 

eyes.

Soon her eye fell on a little glass box that was lying under the table: 

she opened it and found in it a very small cake, on which the words "EAT 

ME" were beautifully marked in currants. "Well, I'll eat it," said 

Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can reach the key; and if it 

makes me grow smaller, I can creep under the door: so either way I'll 

get into the garden, and I don't care which happens!"

She ate a little bit and said anxiously to herself, "Which way? Which 

way?" holding her hand on the top of her head to feel which way she was 

growing; and she was quite surprised to find that she remained the same 

size. So she set to work and very soon finished off the cake.

[Illustration]

II--THE POOL OF TEARS

"Curiouser and curiouser!" cried Alice (she was so much surprised that 

for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good English). "Now I'm 

opening out like the largest telescope that ever was! Good-by, feet! Oh, 

my poor little feet, I wonder who will put on your shoes and stockings 

for you now, dears? I shall be a great deal too far off to trouble 

myself about you."

Just at this moment her head struck against the roof of the hall; in 

fact, she was now rather more than nine feet high, and she at once took 

up the little golden key and hurried off to the garden door.

Poor Alice! It was as much as she could do, lying down on one side, to 

look through into the garden with one eye; but to get through was more 

hopeless than ever. She sat down and began to cry again.

She went on shedding gallons of tears, until there was a large pool all 

'round her and reaching half down the hall.

After a time, she heard a little pattering of feet in the distance and 

she hastily dried her eyes to see what was coming. It was the White 

Rabbit returning, splendidly dressed, with a pair of white kid-gloves in 

one hand and a large fan in the other. He came trotting along in a 

great hurry, muttering to himself, "Oh! the Duchess, the Duchess! Oh! 

_won't_ she be savage if I've kept her waiting!"

When the Rabbit came near her, Alice began, in a low, timid voice, "If 

you please, sir--" The Rabbit started violently, dropped the white 

kid-gloves and the fan and skurried away into the darkness as hard as he 

could go.

[Illustration]

Alice took up the fan and gloves and she kept fanning herself all the 

time she went on talking. "Dear, dear! How queer everything is to-day! 

And yesterday things went on just as usual. _Was_ I the same when I got 

up this morning? But if I'm not the same, the next question is, 'Who in 

the world am I?' Ah, _that's_ the great puzzle!"

As she said this, she looked down at her hands and was surprised to see 

that she had put on one of the Rabbit's little white kid-gloves while 

she was talking. "How _can_ I have done that?" she thought. "I must be 

growing small again." She got up and went to the table to measure 

herself by it and found that she was now about two feet high and was 

going on shrinking rapidly. She soon found out that the cause of this 

was the fan she was holding and she dropped it hastily, just in time to 

save herself from shrinking away altogether.

"That _was_ a narrow escape!" said Alice, a good deal frightened at the 

sudden change, but very glad to find herself still in existence. "And 

now for the garden!" And she ran with all speed back to the little door; 

but, alas! the little door was shut again and the little golden key was 

lying on the glass table as before. "Things are worse than ever," 

thought the poor child, "for I never was so small as this before, 

never!"

As she said these words, her foot slipped, and in another moment, 

splash! she was up to her chin in salt-water. Her first idea was that 

she had somehow fallen into the sea. However, she soon made out that she 

was in the pool of tears which she had wept when she was nine feet high.

[Illustration]

Just then she heard something splashing about in the pool a little way 

off, and she swam nearer to see what it was: she soon made out that it 

was only a mouse that had slipped in like herself.

"Would it be of any use, now," thought Alice, "to speak to this mouse? 

Everything is so out-of-the-way down here that I should think very 

likely it can talk; at any rate, there's no harm in trying." So she 

began, "O Mouse, do you know the way out of this pool? I am very tired 

of swimming about here, O Mouse!" The Mouse looked at her rather 

inquisitively and seemed to her to wink with one of its little eyes, but 

it said nothing.

"Perhaps it doesn't understand English," thought Alice. "I dare say it's 

a French mouse, come over with William the Conqueror." So she began 

again: "Où est ma chatte?" which was the first sentence in her French 

lesson-book. The Mouse gave a sudden leap out of the water and seemed to 

quiver all over with fright. "Oh, I beg your pardon!" cried Alice 

hastily, afraid that she had hurt the poor animal's feelings. "I quite 

forgot you didn't like cats."

"Not like cats!" cried the Mouse in a shrill, passionate voice. "Would 

_you_ like cats, if you were me?"

"Well, perhaps not," said Alice in a soothing tone; "don't be angry 

about it. And yet I wish I could show you our cat Dinah. I think you'd 

take a fancy to cats, if you could only see her. She is such a dear, 

quiet thing." The Mouse was bristling all over and she felt certain it 

must be really offended. "We won't talk about her any more, if you'd 

rather not."

"We, indeed!" cried the Mouse, who was trembling down to the end of its 

tail. "As if _I_ would talk on such a subject! Our family always _hated_ 

cats--nasty, low, vulgar things! Don't let me hear the name again!"

[Illustration: Alice at the Mad Tea Party.]

"I won't indeed!" said Alice, in a great hurry to change the subject of 

conversation. "Are you--are you fond--of--of dogs? There is such a nice 

little dog near our house, I should like to show you! It kills all the 

rats and--oh, dear!" cried Alice in a sorrowful tone. "I'm afraid I've 

offended it again!" For the Mouse was swimming away from her as hard as 

it could go, and making quite a commotion in the pool as it went.

So she called softly after it, "Mouse dear! Do come back again, and we 

won't talk about cats, or dogs either, if you don't like them!" When the 

Mouse heard this, it turned 'round and swam slowly back to her; its face 

was quite pale, and it said, in a low, trembling voice, "Let us get to 

the shore and then I'll tell you my history and you'll understand why it 

is I hate cats and dogs."

It was high time to go, for the pool was getting quite crowded with the 

birds and animals that had fallen into it; there were a Duck and a Dodo, 

a Lory and an Eaglet, and several other curious creatures. Alice led the 

way and the whole party swam to the shore.

[Illustration]

III--A CAUCUS-RACE AND A LONG TALE

They were indeed a queer-looking party that assembled on the bank--the 

birds with draggled feathers, the animals with their fur clinging close 

to them, and all dripping wet, cross and uncomfortable.

[Illustration]

The first question, of course, was how to get dry again. They had a 

consultation about this and after a few minutes, it seemed quite natural 

to Alice to find herself talking familiarly with them, as if she had 

known them all her life.

At last the Mouse, who seemed to be a person of some authority among 

them, called out, "Sit down, all of you, and listen to me! _I'll_ soon 

make you dry enough!" They all sat down at once, in a large ring, with 

the Mouse in the middle.

"Ahem!" said the Mouse with an important air. "Are you all ready? This 

is the driest thing I know. Silence all 'round, if you please! 'William 

the Conqueror, whose cause was favored by the pope, was soon submitted 

to by the English, who wanted leaders, and had been of late much 

accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the Earls of 

Mercia and Northumbria'--"

"Ugh!" said the Lory, with a shiver.

"--'And even Stigand, the patriotic archbishop of Canterbury, found it 

advisable'--"

"Found _what_?" said the Duck.

"Found _it_," the Mouse replied rather crossly; "of course, you know 

what 'it' means."

"I know what 'it' means well enough, when _I_ find a thing," said the 

Duck; "it's generally a frog or a worm. The question is, what did the 

archbishop find?"

The Mouse did not notice this question, but hurriedly went on, "'--found 

it advisable to go with Edgar Atheling to meet William and offer him the 

crown.'--How are you getting on now, my dear?" it continued, turning to 

Alice as it spoke.

"As wet as ever," said Alice in a melancholy tone; "it doesn't seem to 

dry me at all."

"In that case," said the Dodo solemnly, rising to its feet, "I move that 

the meeting adjourn, for the immediate adoption of more energetic 

remedies--"

"Speak English!" said the Eaglet. "I don't know the meaning of half 

those long words, and, what's more, I don't believe you do either!"

"What I was going to say," said the Dodo in an offended tone, "is that 

the best thing to get us dry would be a Caucus-race."

"What _is_ a Caucus-race?" said Alice.

[Illustration]

"Why," said the Dodo, "the best way to explain it is to do it." First it 

marked out a race-course, in a sort of circle, and then all the party 

were placed along the course, here and there. There was no "One, two, 

three and away!" but they began running when they liked and left off 

when they liked, so that it was not easy to know when the race was over. 

However, when they had been running half an hour or so and were quite 

dry again, the Dodo suddenly called out, "The race is over!" and they 

all crowded 'round it, panting and asking, "But who has won?"

This question the Dodo could not answer without a great deal of thought. 

At last it said, "_Everybody_ has won, and _all_ must have prizes."

"But who is to give the prizes?" quite a chorus of voices asked.

"Why, _she_, of course," said the Dodo, pointing to Alice with one 

finger; and the whole party at once crowded 'round her, calling out, in 

a confused way, "Prizes! Prizes!"

Alice had no idea what to do, and in despair she put her hand into her 

pocket and pulled out a box of comfits (luckily the salt-water had not 

got into it) and handed them 'round as prizes. There was exactly one 

a-piece, all 'round.

The next thing was to eat the comfits; this caused some noise and 

confusion, as the large birds complained that they could not taste 

theirs, and the small ones choked and had to be patted on the back. 

However, it was over at last and they sat down again in a ring and 

begged the Mouse to tell them something more.

"You promised to tell me your history, you know," said Alice, "and why 

it is you hate--C and D," she added in a whisper, half afraid that it 

would be offended again.

"Mine is a long and a sad tale!" said the Mouse, turning to Alice and 

sighing.

"It _is_ a long tail, certainly," said Alice, looking down with wonder 

at the Mouse's tail, "but why do you call it sad?" And she kept on 

puzzling about it while the Mouse was speaking, so that her idea of the 

tale was something like this:--

"Fury said to 

a mouse, That 

he met in the 

house, 'Let 

us both go 

to law: _I_ 

will prosecute 

_you_.-- 

Come, I'll 

take no denial: 

We 

must have 

the trial; 

For really 

this morning 

I've 

nothing 

to do.' 

Said the 

mouse to 

the cur, 

'Such a 

trial, dear 

sir, With 

no jury 

or judge, 

would 

be wasting 

our 

breath.' 

'I'll be 

judge, 

I'll be 

jury,' 

said 

cunning 

old 

Fury; 

'I'll 

try 

the 

whole 

cause, 

and 

condemn 

you to 

death.'"

"You are not attending!" said the Mouse to Alice, severely. "What are 

you thinking of?"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice very humbly, "you had got to the fifth 

bend, I think?"

"You insult me by talking such nonsense!" said the Mouse, getting up and 

walking away.

"Please come back and finish your story!" Alice called after it. And the 

others all joined in chorus, "Yes, please do!" But the Mouse only shook 

its head impatiently and walked a little quicker.

"I wish I had Dinah, our cat, here!" said Alice. This caused a 

remarkable sensation among the party. Some of the birds hurried off at 

once, and a Canary called out in a trembling voice, to its children, 

"Come away, my dears! It's high time you were all in bed!" On various 

pretexts they all moved off and Alice was soon left alone.

"I wish I hadn't mentioned Dinah! Nobody seems to like her down here and 

I'm sure she's the best cat in the world!" Poor Alice began to cry 

again, for she felt very lonely and low-spirited. In a little while, 

however, she again heard a little pattering of footsteps in the distance 

and she looked up eagerly.

[Illustration]

[Illustration]

IV--THE RABBIT SENDS IN A LITTLE BILL

It was the White Rabbit, trotting slowly back again and looking 

anxiously about as it went, as if it had lost something; Alice heard it 

muttering to itself, "The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh, my dear paws! Oh, my 

fur and whiskers! She'll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are 

ferrets! Where _can_ I have dropped them, I wonder?" Alice guessed in a 

moment that it was looking for the fan and the pair of white kid-gloves 

and she very good-naturedly began hunting about for them, but they were 

nowhere to be seen--everything seemed to have changed since her swim in 

the pool, and the great hall, with the glass table and the little door, 

had vanished completely.

Very soon the Rabbit noticed Alice, and called to her, in an angry tone, 

"Why, Mary Ann, what _are_ you doing out here? Run home this moment and 

fetch me a pair of gloves and a fan! Quick, now!"

"He took me for his housemaid!" said Alice, as she ran off. "How 

surprised he'll be when he finds out who I am!" As she said this, she 

came upon a neat little house, on the door of which was a bright brass 

plate with the name "W. RABBIT" engraved upon it. She went in without 

knocking and hurried upstairs, in great fear lest she should meet the 

real Mary Ann and be turned out of the house before she had found the 

fan and gloves.

By this time, Alice had found her way into a tidy little room with a 

table in the window, and on it a fan and two or three pairs of tiny 

white kid-gloves; she took up the fan and a pair of the gloves and was 

just going to leave the room, when her eyes fell upon a little bottle 

that stood near the looking-glass. She uncorked it and put it to her 

lips, saying to herself, "I do hope it'll make me grow large again, for, 

really, I'm quite tired of being such a tiny little thing!"

Before she had drunk half the bottle, she found her head pressing 

against the ceiling, and had to stoop to save her neck from being 

broken. She hastily put down the bottle, remarking, "That's quite 

enough--I hope I sha'n't grow any more."

Alas! It was too late to wish that! She went on growing and growing and 

very soon she had to kneel down on the floor. Still she went on growing, 

and, as a last resource, she put one arm out of the window and one foot 

up the chimney, and said to herself, "Now I can do no more, whatever 

happens. What _will_ become of me?"

[Illustration]

Luckily for Alice, the little magic bottle had now had its full effect 

and she grew no larger. After a few minutes she heard a voice outside 

and stopped to listen.

"Mary Ann! Mary Ann!" said the voice. "Fetch me my gloves this moment!" 

Then came a little pattering of feet on the stairs. Alice knew it was 

the Rabbit coming to look for her and she trembled till she shook the 

house, quite forgetting that she was now about a thousand times as large 

as the Rabbit and had no reason to be afraid of it.

Presently the Rabbit came up to the door and tried to open it; but as 

the door opened inwards and Alice's elbow was pressed hard against it, 

that attempt proved a failure. Alice heard it say to itself, "Then I'll 

go 'round and get in at the window."

"_That_ you won't!" thought Alice; and after waiting till she fancied 

she heard the Rabbit just under the window, she suddenly spread out her 

hand and made a snatch in the air. She did not get hold of anything, 

but she heard a little shriek and a fall and a crash of broken glass, 

from which she concluded that it was just possible it had fallen into a 

cucumber-frame or something of that sort.

Next came an angry voice--the Rabbit's--"Pat! Pat! Where are you?" And 

then a voice she had never heard before, "Sure then, I'm here! Digging 

for apples, yer honor!"

"Here! Come and help me out of this! Now tell me, Pat, what's that in 

the window?"

"Sure, it's an arm, yer honor!"

"Well, it's got no business there, at any rate; go and take it away!"

There was a long silence after this and Alice could only hear whispers 

now and then, and at last she spread out her hand again and made another 

snatch in the air. This time there were _two_ little shrieks and more 

sounds of broken glass. "I wonder what they'll do next!" thought Alice. 

"As for pulling me out of the window, I only wish they _could_!"

She waited for some time without hearing anything more. At last came a 

rumbling of little cart-wheels and the sound of a good many voices all 

talking together. She made out the words: "Where's the other ladder? 

Bill's got the other--Bill! Here, Bill! Will the roof bear?--Who's to go 

down the chimney?--Nay, _I_ sha'n't! _You_ do it! Here, Bill! The master 

says you've got to go down the chimney!"

Alice drew her foot as far down the chimney as she could and waited till 

she heard a little animal scratching and scrambling about in the chimney 

close above her; then she gave one sharp kick and waited to see what 

would happen next.

The first thing she heard was a general chorus of "There goes Bill!" 

then the Rabbit's voice alone--"Catch him, you by the hedge!" Then 

silence and then another confusion of voices--"Hold up his head--Brandy 

now--Don't choke him--What happened to you?"

Last came a little feeble, squeaking voice, "Well, I hardly know--No 

more, thank ye. I'm better now--all I know is, something comes at me 

like a Jack-in-the-box and up I goes like a sky-rocket!"

After a minute or two of silence, they began moving about again, and 

Alice heard the Rabbit say, "A barrowful will do, to begin with."

"A barrowful of _what_?" thought Alice. But she had not long to doubt, 

for the next moment a shower of little pebbles came rattling in at the 

window and some of them hit her in the face. Alice noticed, with some 

surprise, that the pebbles were all turning into little cakes as they 

lay on the floor and a bright idea came into her head. "If I eat one of 

these cakes," she thought, "it's sure to make _some_ change in my size."

So she swallowed one of the cakes and was delighted to find that she 

began shrinking directly. As soon as she was small enough to get through 

the door, she ran out of the house and found quite a crowd of little 

animals and birds waiting outside. They all made a rush at Alice the 

moment she appeared, but she ran off as hard as she could and soon found 

herself safe in a thick wood.

[Illustration: "The Duchess tucked her arm affectionately into 

Alice's."]

"The first thing I've got to do," said Alice to herself, as she 

wandered about in the wood, "is to grow to my right size again; and the 

second thing is to find my way into that lovely garden. I suppose I 

ought to eat or drink something or other, but the great question is 

'What?'"

Alice looked all around her at the flowers and the blades of grass, but 

she could not see anything that looked like the right thing to eat or 

drink under the circumstances. There was a large mushroom growing near 

her, about the same height as herself. She stretched herself up on 

tiptoe and peeped over the edge and her eyes immediately met those of a 

large blue caterpillar, that was sitting on the top, with its arms 

folded, quietly smoking a long hookah and taking not the smallest notice 

of her or of anything else.

[Illustration]

V--ADVICE FROM A CATERPILLAR

At last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth and addressed 

Alice in a languid, sleepy voice.

"Who are _you_?" said the Caterpillar.

[Illustration]

Alice replied, rather shyly, "I--I hardly know, sir, just at present--at 

least I know who I _was_ when I got up this morning, but I think I must 

have changed several times since then."

"What do you mean by that?" said the Caterpillar, sternly. "Explain 

yourself!"

"I can't explain _myself_, I'm afraid, sir," said Alice, "because I'm 

not myself, you see--being so many different sizes in a day is very 

confusing." She drew herself up and said very gravely, "I think you 

ought to tell me who _you_ are, first."

"Why?" said the Caterpillar.

As Alice could not think of any good reason and the Caterpillar seemed 

to be in a _very_ unpleasant state of mind, she turned away.

"Come back!" the Caterpillar called after her. "I've something important 

to say!" Alice turned and came back again.

"Keep your temper," said the Caterpillar.

"Is that all?" said Alice, swallowing down her anger as well as she 

could.

"No," said the Caterpillar.

It unfolded its arms, took the hookah out of its mouth again, and said, 

"So you think you're changed, do you?"

"I'm afraid, I am, sir," said Alice. "I can't remember things as I 

used--and I don't keep the same size for ten minutes together!"

"What size do you want to be?" asked the Caterpillar.

"Oh, I'm not particular as to size," Alice hastily replied, "only one 

doesn't like changing so often, you know. I should like to be a _little_ 

larger, sir, if you wouldn't mind," said Alice. "Three inches is such a 

wretched height to be."

"It is a very good height indeed!" said the Caterpillar angrily, rearing 

itself upright as it spoke (it was exactly three inches high).

In a minute or two, the Caterpillar got down off the mushroom and 

crawled away into the grass, merely remarking, as it went, "One side 

will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow 

shorter."

"One side of _what_? The other side of _what_?" thought Alice to 

herself.

"Of the mushroom," said the Caterpillar, just as if she had asked it 

aloud; and in another moment, it was out of sight.

Alice remained looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a minute, trying 

to make out which were the two sides of it. At last she stretched her 

arms 'round it as far as they would go, and broke off a bit of the edge 

with each hand.

"And now which is which?" she said to herself, and nibbled a little of 

the right-hand bit to try the effect. The next moment she felt a violent 

blow underneath her chin--it had struck her foot!

She was a good deal frightened by this very sudden change, as she was 

shrinking rapidly; so she set to work at once to eat some of the other 

bit. Her chin was pressed so closely against her foot that there was 

hardly room to open her mouth; but she did it at last and managed to 

swallow a morsel of the left-hand bit....

"Come, my head's free at last!" said Alice; but all she could see, when 

she looked down, was an immense length of neck, which seemed to rise 

like a stalk out of a sea of green leaves that lay far below her.

"Where _have_ my shoulders got to? And oh, my poor hands, how is it I 

can't see you?" She was delighted to find that her neck would bend 

about easily in any direction, like a serpent. She had just succeeded in 

curving it down into a graceful zigzag and was going to dive in among 

the leaves, when a sharp hiss made her draw back in a hurry--a large 

pigeon had flown into her face and was beating her violently with its 

wings.

[Illustration]

"Serpent!" cried the Pigeon.

"I'm _not_ a serpent!" said Alice indignantly. "Let me alone!"

"I've tried the roots of trees, and I've tried banks, and I've tried 

hedges," the Pigeon went on, "but those serpents! There's no pleasing 

them!"

Alice was more and more puzzled.

"As if it wasn't trouble enough hatching the eggs," said the Pigeon, 

"but I must be on the look-out for serpents, night and day! And just as 

I'd taken the highest tree in the wood," continued the Pigeon, raising 

its voice to a shriek, "and just as I was thinking I should be free of 

them at last, they must needs come wriggling down from the sky! Ugh, 

Serpent!"

"But I'm _not_ a serpent, I tell you!" said Alice. "I'm a--I'm a--I'm a 

little girl," she added rather doubtfully, as she remembered the number 

of changes she had gone through that day.

"You're looking for eggs, I know _that_ well enough," said the Pigeon; 

"and what does it matter to me whether you're a little girl or a 

serpent?"

"It matters a good deal to _me_," said Alice hastily; "but I'm not 

looking for eggs, as it happens, and if I was, I shouldn't want 

_yours_--I don't like them raw."

"Well, be off, then!" said the Pigeon in a sulky tone, as it settled 

down again into its nest. Alice crouched down among the trees as well as 

she could, for her neck kept getting entangled among the branches, and 

every now and then she had to stop and untwist it. After awhile she 

remembered that she still held the pieces of mushroom in her hands, and 

she set to work very carefully, nibbling first at one and then at the 

other, and growing sometimes taller and sometimes shorter, until she had 

succeeded in bringing herself down to her usual height.

It was so long since she had been anything near the right size that it 

felt quite strange at first. "The next thing is to get into that 

beautiful garden--how _is_ that to be done, I wonder?" As she said this, 

she came suddenly upon an open place, with a little house in it about 

four feet high. "Whoever lives there," thought Alice, "it'll never do to 

come upon them _this_ size; why, I should frighten them out of their 

wits!" She did not venture to go near the house till she had brought 

herself down to nine inches high.

VI--PIG AND PEPPER

For a minute or two she stood looking at the house, when suddenly a 

footman in livery came running out of the wood (judging by his face 

only, she would have called him a fish)--and rapped loudly at the door 

with his knuckles. It was opened by another footman in livery, with a 

round face and large eyes like a frog.

[Illustration]

The Fish-Footman began by producing from under his arm a great letter, 

and this he handed over to the other, saying, in a solemn tone, "For the 

Duchess. An invitation from the Queen to play croquet." The 

Frog-Footman repeated, in the same solemn tone, "From the Queen. An 

invitation for the Duchess to play croquet." Then they both bowed low 

and their curls got entangled together.

When Alice next peeped out, the Fish-Footman was gone, and the other was 

sitting on the ground near the door, staring stupidly up into the sky. 

Alice went timidly up to the door and knocked.

"There's no sort of use in knocking," said the Footman, "and that for 

two reasons. First, because I'm on the same side of the door as you are; 

secondly, because they're making such a noise inside, no one could 

possibly hear you." And certainly there _was_ a most extraordinary noise 

going on within--a constant howling and sneezing, and every now and then 

a great crash, as if a dish or kettle had been broken to pieces.

"How am I to get in?" asked Alice.

"_Are_ you to get in at all?" said the Footman. "That's the first 

question, you know."

Alice opened the door and went in. The door led right into a large 

kitchen, which was full of smoke from one end to the other; the Duchess 

was sitting on a three-legged stool in the middle, nursing a baby; the 

cook was leaning over the fire, stirring a large caldron which seemed to 

be full of soup.

"There's certainly too much pepper in that soup!" Alice said to herself, 

as well as she could for sneezing. Even the Duchess sneezed 

occasionally; and as for the baby, it was sneezing and howling 

alternately without a moment's pause. The only two creatures in the 

kitchen that did _not_ sneeze were the cook and a large cat, which was 

grinning from ear to ear.

"Please would you tell me," said Alice, a little timidly, "why your cat 

grins like that?"

"It's a Cheshire-Cat," said the Duchess, "and that's why."

"I didn't know that Cheshire-Cats always grinned; in fact, I didn't know 

that cats _could_ grin," said Alice.

"You don't know much," said the Duchess, "and that's a fact."

Just then the cook took the caldron of soup off the fire, and at once 

set to work throwing everything within her reach at the Duchess and the 

baby--the fire-irons came first; then followed a shower of saucepans, 

plates and dishes. The Duchess took no notice of them, even when they 

hit her, and the baby was howling so much already that it was quite 

impossible to say whether the blows hurt it or not.

"Oh, _please_ mind what you're doing!" cried Alice, jumping up and down 

in an agony of terror.

"Here! You may nurse it a bit, if you like!" the Duchess said to Alice, 

flinging the baby at her as she spoke. "I must go and get ready to play 

croquet with the Queen," and she hurried out of the room.

Alice caught the baby with some difficulty, as it was a queer-shaped 

little creature and held out its arms and legs in all directions. "If I 

don't take this child away with me," thought Alice, "they're sure to 

kill it in a day or two. Wouldn't it be murder to leave it behind?" She 

said the last words out loud and the little thing grunted in reply.

"If you're going to turn into a pig, my dear," said Alice, "I'll have 

nothing more to do with you. Mind now!"

Alice was just beginning to think to herself, "Now, what am I to do with 

this creature, when I get it home?" when it grunted again so violently 

that Alice looked down into its face in some alarm. This time there 

could be _no_ mistake about it--it was neither more nor less than a pig; 

so she set the little creature down and felt quite relieved to see it 

trot away quietly into the wood.

Alice was a little startled by seeing the Cheshire-Cat sitting on a 

bough of a tree a few yards off. The Cat only grinned when it saw her. 

"Cheshire-Puss," began Alice, rather timidly, "would you please tell me 

which way I ought to go from here?"

"In _that_ direction," the Cat said, waving the right paw 'round, "lives 

a Hatter; and in _that_ direction," waving the other paw, "lives a March 

Hare. Visit either you like; they're both mad."

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat; "we're all mad here. Do you 

play croquet with the Queen to-day?"

"I should like it very much," said Alice, "but I haven't been invited 

yet."

"You'll see me there," said the Cat, and vanished.

Alice had not gone much farther before she came in sight of the house of 

the March Hare; it was so large a house that she did not like to go near 

till she had nibbled some more of the left-hand bit of mushroom.

VII--A MAD TEA-PARTY

There was a table set out under a tree in front of the house, and the 

March Hare and the Hatter were having tea at it; a Dormouse was sitting 

between them, fast asleep.

The table was a large one, but the three were all crowded together at 

one corner of it. "No room! No room!" they cried out when they saw Alice 

coming. "There's _plenty_ of room!" said Alice indignantly, and she sat 

down in a large arm-chair at one end of the table.

The Hatter opened his eyes very wide on hearing this, but all he said 

was "Why is a raven like a writing-desk?"

"I'm glad they've begun asking riddles--I believe I can guess that," she 

added aloud.

"Do you mean that you think you can find out the answer to it?" said the 

March Hare.

"Exactly so," said Alice.

"Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on.

"I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least--at least I mean what I 

say--that's the same thing, you know."

"You might just as well say," added the Dormouse, which seemed to be 

talking in its sleep, "that 'I breathe when I sleep' is the same thing 

as 'I sleep when I breathe!'"

"It _is_ the same thing with you," said the Hatter, and he poured a 

little hot tea upon its nose. The Dormouse shook its head impatiently 

and said, without opening its eyes, "Of course, of course; just what I 

was going to remark myself."

[Illustration]

"Have you guessed the riddle yet?" the Hatter said, turning to Alice 

again.

"No, I give it up," Alice replied. "What's the answer?"

"I haven't the slightest idea," said the Hatter.

"Nor I," said the March Hare.

Alice gave a weary sigh. "I think you might do something better with the 

time," she said, "than wasting it in asking riddles that have no 

answers."

"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.

"I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't 

take more."

"You mean you can't take _less_," said the Hatter; "it's very easy to 

take _more_ than nothing."

At this, Alice got up and walked off. The Dormouse fell asleep instantly 

and neither of the others took the least notice of her going, though she 

looked back once or twice; the last time she saw them, they were 

trying to put the Dormouse into the tea-pot.

[Illustration: The Trial of the Knave of Hearts.]

"At any rate, I'll never go _there_ again!" said Alice, as she picked 

her way through the wood. "It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in 

all my life!" Just as she said this, she noticed that one of the trees 

had a door leading right into it. "That's very curious!" she thought. "I 

think I may as well go in at once." And in she went.

Once more she found herself in the long hall and close to the little 

glass table. Taking the little golden key, she unlocked the door that 

led into the garden. Then she set to work nibbling at the mushroom (she 

had kept a piece of it in her pocket) till she was about a foot high; 

then she walked down the little passage; and _then_--she found herself 

at last in the beautiful garden, among the bright flower-beds and the 

cool fountains.

VIII--THE QUEEN'S CROQUET GROUND

A large rose-tree stood near the entrance of the garden; the roses 

growing on it were white, but there were three gardeners at it, busily 

painting them red. Suddenly their eyes chanced to fall upon Alice, as 

she stood watching them. "Would you tell me, please," said Alice, a 

little timidly, "why you are painting those roses?"

Five and Seven said nothing, but looked at Two. Two began, in a low 

voice, "Why, the fact is, you see, Miss, this here ought to have been a 

_red_ rose-tree, and we put a white one in by mistake; and, if the Queen 

was to find it out, we should all have our heads cut off, you know. So 

you see, Miss, we're doing our best, afore she comes, to--" At this 

moment, Five, who had been anxiously looking across the garden, called 

out, "The Queen! The Queen!" and the three gardeners instantly threw 

themselves flat upon their faces. There was a sound of many footsteps 

and Alice looked 'round, eager to see the Queen.

First came ten soldiers carrying clubs, with their hands and feet at the 

corners: next the ten courtiers; these were ornamented all over with 

diamonds. After these came the royal children; there were ten of them, 

all ornamented with hearts. Next came the guests, mostly Kings and 

Queens, and among them Alice recognized the White Rabbit. Then followed 

the Knave of Hearts, carrying the King's crown on a crimson velvet 

cushion; and last of all this grand procession came THE KING AND THE 

QUEEN OF HEARTS.

When the procession came opposite to Alice, they all stopped and looked 

at her, and the Queen said severely, "Who is this?" She said it to the 

Knave of Hearts, who only bowed and smiled in reply.

"My name is Alice, so please Your Majesty," said Alice very politely; 

but she added to herself, "Why, they're only a pack of cards, after 

all!"

"Can you play croquet?" shouted the Queen. The question was evidently 

meant for Alice.

"Yes!" said Alice loudly.

"Come on, then!" roared the Queen.

"It's--it's a very fine day!" said a timid voice to Alice. She was 

walking by the White Rabbit, who was peeping anxiously into her face.

"Very," said Alice. "Where's the Duchess?"

"Hush! Hush!" said the Rabbit. "She's under sentence of execution."

"What for?" said Alice.

"She boxed the Queen's ears--" the Rabbit began.

"Get to your places!" shouted the Queen in a voice of thunder, and 

people began running about in all directions, tumbling up against each 

other. However, they got settled down in a minute or two, and the game 

began.

Alice thought she had never seen such a curious croquet-ground in her 

life; it was all ridges and furrows. The croquet balls were live 

hedgehogs, and the mallets live flamingos and the soldiers had to double 

themselves up and stand on their hands and feet, to make the arches.

The players all played at once, without waiting for turns, quarrelling 

all the while and fighting for the hedgehogs; and in a very short time, 

the Queen was in a furious passion and went stamping about and shouting, 

"Off with his head!" or "Off with her head!" about once in a minute.

"They're dreadfully fond of beheading people here," thought Alice; "the 

great wonder is that there's anyone left alive!"

She was looking about for some way of escape, when she noticed a curious 

appearance in the air. "It's the Cheshire-Cat," she said to herself; 

"now I shall have somebody to talk to."

"How are you getting on?" said the Cat.

"I don't think they play at all fairly," Alice said, in a rather 

complaining tone; "and they all quarrel so dreadfully one can't hear 

oneself speak--and they don't seem to have any rules in particular."

"How do you like the Queen?" said the Cat in a low voice.

"Not at all," said Alice.

[Illustration]

Alice thought she might as well go back and see how the game was going 

on. So she went off in search of her hedgehog. The hedgehog was engaged 

in a fight with another hedgehog, which seemed to Alice an excellent 

opportunity for croqueting one of them with the other; the only 

difficulty was that her flamingo was gone across to the other side of 

the garden, where Alice could see it trying, in a helpless sort of way, 

to fly up into a tree. She caught the flamingo and tucked it away under 

her arm, that it might not escape again.

Just then Alice ran across the Duchess (who was now out of prison). She 

tucked her arm affectionately into Alice's and they walked off together. 

Alice was very glad to find her in such a pleasant temper. She was a 

little startled, however, when she heard the voice of the Duchess close 

to her ear. "You're thinking about something, my dear, and that makes 

you forget to talk."

"The game's going on rather better now," Alice said, by way of keeping 

up the conversation a little.

"'Tis so," said the Duchess; "and the moral of that is--'Oh, 'tis love, 

'tis love that makes the world go 'round!'"

"Somebody said," Alice whispered, "that it's done by everybody minding 

his own business!"

"Ah, well! It means much the same thing," said the Duchess, digging her 

sharp little chin into Alice's shoulder, as she added "and the moral of 

_that_ is--'Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of 

themselves.'"

To Alice's great surprise, the Duchess's arm that was linked into hers 

began to tremble. Alice looked up and there stood the Queen in front of 

them, with her arms folded, frowning like a thunderstorm!

"Now, I give you fair warning," shouted the Queen, stamping on the 

ground as she spoke, "either you or your head must be off, and that in 

about half no time. Take your choice!" The Duchess took her choice, and 

was gone in a moment.

"Let's go on with the game," the Queen said to Alice; and Alice was too 

much frightened to say a word, but slowly followed her back to the 

croquet-ground.

All the time they were playing, the Queen never left off quarreling with 

the other players and shouting, "Off with his head!" or "Off with her 

head!" By the end of half an hour or so, all the players, except the 

King, the Queen and Alice, were in custody of the soldiers and under 

sentence of execution.

Then the Queen left off, quite out of breath, and walked away with 

Alice.

Alice heard the King say in a low voice to the company generally, "You 

are all pardoned."

Suddenly the cry "The Trial's beginning!" was heard in the distance, and 

Alice ran along with the others.

IX--WHO STOLE THE TARTS?

The King and Queen of Hearts were seated on their throne when they 

arrived, with a great crowd assembled about them--all sorts of little 

birds and beasts, as well as the whole pack of cards: the Knave was 

standing before them, in chains, with a soldier on each side to guard 

him; and near the King was the White Rabbit, with a trumpet in one hand 

and a scroll of parchment in the other. In the very middle of the court 

was a table, with a large dish of tarts upon it. "I wish they'd get the 

trial done," Alice thought, "and hand 'round the refreshments!"

The judge, by the way, was the King and he wore his crown over his great 

wig. "That's the jury-box," thought Alice; "and those twelve creatures 

(some were animals and some were birds) I suppose they are the jurors."

Just then the White Rabbit cried out "Silence in the court!"

"Herald, read the accusation!" said the King.

[Illustration]

On this, the White Rabbit blew three blasts on the trumpet, then 

unrolled the parchment-scroll and read as follows:

"The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts, 

All on a summer day; 

The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts 

And took them quite away!"

"Call the first witness," said the King; and the White Rabbit blew three 

blasts on the trumpet and called out, "First witness!"

The first witness was the Hatter. He came in with a teacup in one hand 

and a piece of bread and butter in the other.

"You ought to have finished," said the King. "When did you begin?"

The Hatter looked at the March Hare, who had followed him into the 

court, arm in arm with the Dormouse. "Fourteenth of March, I _think_ it 

was," he said.

"Give your evidence," said the King, "and don't be nervous, or I'll have 

you executed on the spot."

This did not seem to encourage the witness at all; he kept shifting from 

one foot to the other, looking uneasily at the Queen, and, in his 

confusion, he bit a large piece out of his teacup instead of the bread 

and butter.

Just at this moment Alice felt a very curious sensation--she was 

beginning to grow larger again.

The miserable Hatter dropped his teacup and bread and butter and went 

down on one knee. "I'm a poor man, Your Majesty," he began.

"You're a _very_ poor _speaker_," said the King.

"You may go," said the King, and the Hatter hurriedly left the court.

"Call the next witness!" said the King.

The next witness was the Duchess's cook. She carried the pepper-box in 

her hand and the people near the door began sneezing all at once.

"Give your evidence," said the King.

"Sha'n't," said the cook.

The King looked anxiously at the White Rabbit, who said, in a low voice, 

"Your Majesty must cross-examine _this_ witness."

"Well, if I must, I must," the King said. "What are tarts made of?"

"Pepper, mostly," said the cook.

For some minutes the whole court was in confusion and by the time they 

had settled down again, the cook had disappeared.

"Never mind!" said the King, "call the next witness."

Alice watched the White Rabbit as he fumbled over the list. Imagine her 

surprise when he read out, at the top of his shrill little voice, the 

name "Alice!"

X--ALICE'S EVIDENCE

"Here!" cried Alice. She jumped up in such a hurry that she tipped over 

the jury-box, upsetting all the jurymen on to the heads of the crowd 

below.

"Oh, I _beg_ your pardon!" she exclaimed in a tone of great dismay.

"The trial cannot proceed," said the King, "until all the jurymen are 

back in their proper places--_all_," he repeated with great emphasis, 

looking hard at Alice.

"What do you know about this business?" the King said to Alice.

"Nothing whatever," said Alice.

The King then read from his book: "Rule forty-two. _All persons more 

than a mile high to leave the court_."

"_I'm_ not a mile high," said Alice.

"Nearly two miles high," said the Queen.

[Illustration]

"Well, I sha'n't go, at any rate," said Alice.

The King turned pale and shut his note-book hastily. "Consider your 

verdict," he said to the jury, in a low, trembling voice.

"There's more evidence to come yet, please Your Majesty," said the White 

Rabbit, jumping up in a great hurry. "This paper has just been picked 

up. It seems to be a letter written by the prisoner to--to somebody." He 

unfolded the paper as he spoke and added, "It isn't a letter, after all; 

it's a set of verses."

"Please, Your Majesty," said the Knave, "I didn't write it and they 

can't prove that I did; there's no name signed at the end."

"You _must_ have meant some mischief, or else you'd have signed your 

name like an honest man," said the King. There was a general clapping of 

hands at this.

"Read them," he added, turning to the White Rabbit.

There was dead silence in the court whilst the White Rabbit read out the 

verses.

"That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet," said the 

King.

"_I_ don't believe there's an atom of meaning in it," ventured Alice.

"If there's no meaning in it," said the King, "that saves a world of 

trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find any. Let the jury consider 

their verdict."

"No, no!" said the Queen. "Sentence first--verdict afterwards."

"Stuff and nonsense!" said Alice loudly. "The idea of having the 

sentence first!"

"Hold your tongue!" said the Queen, turning purple.

"I won't!" said Alice.

"Off with her head!" the Queen shouted at the top of her voice. Nobody 

moved.

"Who cares for _you_?" said Alice (she had grown to her full size by 

this time). "You're nothing but a pack of cards!"

[Illustration]

At this, the whole pack rose up in the air and came flying down upon 

her; she gave a little scream, half of fright and half of anger, and 

tried to beat them off, and found herself lying on the bank, with her 

head in the lap of her sister, who was gently brushing away some dead 

leaves that had fluttered down from the trees upon her face.

"Wake up, Alice dear!" said her sister. "Why, what a long sleep you've 

had!"

"Oh, I've had such a curious dream!" said Alice. And she told her 

sister, as well as she could remember them, all these strange adventures 

of hers that you have just been reading about. Alice got up and ran off, 

thinking while she ran, as well she might, what a wonderful dream it had 

been.

[Illustration]

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