I could definitely be on a cooking show.

I mean, yeah sure, some people claim using a microwave doesn't count as a form of cooking, but why does that matter? I can freaking make popcorn, my dudes. That's not an easy thing. I've seen Artie light his kitchen on fire before. It was like the Fourth of July, just with more British screaming.

Anyways,
Martha Stewart better watch out.

Signing out,
The Hero!